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[20 Nov 2001]

SFC has decided not to go ahead with its plans to open a 24Hr cafe and convenience store at Lim Chu Kang Cemetary after surveys reveal a lack of live human traffic around that area.

The store would have been a showcase for the club's new 2002 line of SFC accesories.

These include the 'Stone Cold Den's 3 easy steps to being drunk and happy' video, the Luker P's spineroony guide book, the very popular 'HOT ROD! 2002 edition autographed vibrator, Edwin G's 'Soccer Tactics for Dummies', and the widely anticipated 'Victories Secret lingerie catalogue 2002' modeled by the SFC players' partners themselves.

No reason was given for the decision.