[22 Nov 2001]
Another picture of the errant, pissed drunk with another well known celebrity, has been published in the media, prompting the bored directors to issue the following press statement:
- "After extensive investigation, management has decided to give the player one last chance. He has to turn up for the Big Match this weekend, and prove that he still has the ability to play the game. If the player fails to perform up to expectations, impending punishment will be free flow of drinks for all players in the upcoming Annual Dinner and Dance."