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Here are some of my collections of Jokes. Hope you enjoy reading it and share with your friends.

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at  the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has
several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and
 make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
 The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
 persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
 "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown
 up and say,'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael.
He's a doctor.'"
 A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

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Once there was a couple who has a son, 6 years old. So they thought that saying "made love" in front of him will be not good and they decided to use a special code for it. They used "Type Letter" to replace "made love".So one day, Daddy felt the urge to make love, so he asked his son to tell Mummy that he needs her to help him "type a letter". Son : Mummy Mummy, daddy want u to help him type a letter. Mummy: Tell daddy, mummy cannot help him type letter because there is presence of some RED INK!!! 

Son: "Daddy Daddy, Mummy said she got some RED INK."  Daddy: Never mind, son. (disappointed). 

After a few days... Mummy thought of the urge her husband had a few days ago, so she call for her son. Mummy : "Son, go and tell daddy that mummy can help him to type the letter now."  Son: "Daddy Daddy, mummy said that she can help you type the letter  now." 

Daddy : "Tell mummy that I don't need the typewriter now as I have already wrote the letter by HAND!!!

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