The Pissed-off Martian

If you asked MIVR, who happens to be from a different planet, what he thinks about the service at fast-food drive-thru's, he would probably say, "Firk!!!!"

"When a man says that he is Jesus or Napoleon, or that the Martians are after him, or claims something else that seems outrageous to common sense, he is labeled psychotic and locked up in a madhouse. Freedom of speech is only for normal people." THOMAS SZASZ

"A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself." CLIFTON FADIMAN

"Nine-tenths of the value of a sense of humor in writing is not in the things it makes one write but in the things it keeps one from writing. It is especially valuable in this respect in serious writing, and no one without a sense of humor should ever write seriously. For without knowing what is funny, one is constantly in danger of being funny without knowing it." ROBERT BENCHLEY

"Humor [is] something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth." VICTOR BORGE

POSTSCRIPT "Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock." PABLO PICASSO

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