The Wolf with Eyeballs
Emanating from His Lips
Most of the singles bars in town had jokes about LEONARD, the wolf with eyeballs emanating from his lips. He got lucky early on, but word spread quickly, and Leonard became a joke in the more popular hangouts.
"Fools are my theme, let satire be my song."
LORD BYRON
"There are more fools than knaves in the world,
else the knaves would not have enough to live upon."
SAMUEL BUTLER
"Well, thus we play the fools with the time, and the spirits of the wise sit in the clouds and mock us."
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
"Others have been made fools of by the girls; but, this can never be with truth said of me. I most emphatically, in this instance, made a fool of myself."
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
"Passion very often makes the wisest men fools, and very often too inspires the greatest fools with wit."
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD
POSTSCRIPT
"The naked truth about me is to the naked truth of Salvador Dali as an old
ukelele in the attic is to a piano in a tree, and I mean a piano with breasts."
JAMES THURBER
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