Twinkie & Ixster
"Excuse me, but could you please move so I can play with the Budgie Buddy?"
"Now remember, I'm the OLDER budgie around here, so you better listen to me."
"I wonder if Ixster will let me get some millet spray."
Ixster is about to sneeze, if Twinkie was NORMAL, he'd look away, but he's not normal.