This little ditty was brought on by being up waaaaaaaaaay too late friday night/saturday morning while working on one of Lois's Daily Planet Pretender Summer Camp puzzles..

Oh, Jarod is a person in your neighbor hood
in your neighborhood, in your neigh-bor-hood oh,
Jarod is a person in your neighborhood
one you would love to meet each day

Oh Jarod helps you when your stuck,
when your at the bottom, out of luck
he'll rescue you and never fail
to make sure the bad guy goes to jail

Oh, a sweeper is a person in your neighborhood,
in your neighborhood, in your neigh-bor-hood oh!
A sweeper is a person in your neighborhood,
one that you don't want to meet each day.

Oh, a sweepers will take you a-way
to the Centre where you'll work, not pla-ay
on sim's that Raines' thinks up for you
to bring down a government or two.

Oh Miss Parker is a person in your neighbor hood
in your neighborhood, in your neigh-bor-hood oh,
Miss Parker is a person in your neighborhood
one you wouldn't want to meet each day.

Miss Parker has a shiny gun,
but she doesn't have a lot of fun,
chasing Jarod in Stiletto heels
wishing Daddy knew just how she feels

Oh, Sydney is a person in your neighborhood,
in your neighborhood, in your neigh-bor-hood oh!
Sydney is a person in your neighborhood,
one that you might like to meet each day.

Oh Sydney he will shrink your brain
he'll help you deal with your pain
and get you to cooperate
with the Tower and Triumverate

Oh Brootsie is a person in your neighborhood,
in your neighborhood, in your neigh-bor-hood oh!
Brootsie is a person in your neighborhood,
one that you might like to meet each day.

Broots can find out anything
he can make computer files sing
and give their secrets up to you
with only a close call or two.
 

Shaddyr
July 1999

**If you have any ideas for additional verses for the other characters (Raines, Daddy Parker, Brigeet, Angelo, Catherine, Major Charles, J2, Mr. Lyle, Kyle) I would be delighted to post them.