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I Write FanFic
By Shaddyr
TTTO Denis Leary's "I'm an A$$hole"
(I saw "No Cure for Cancer" years back and that song stuck in my head ever since - maybe this will help get it out)
if you have never heard the song, you might be able to find it on AudioGalxay... *g*

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I'm just your regular Jane with a regular job
I'm a reader of fanfic, a filker, a slob
I like Jarod, and Archer and Buffy and more
I've got a Pentium 3, with Intel at its core
My cats and my job, my kids and my car
With my nose in a fic, my dinner I char

But sometimes that just ain't enough
to keep a gal like me interested
oh no, no way, uh-uh
No, I've gotta sit down and write too,
make those characters mine
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I write my fanfics
Without punctuation
It makes people reading them
have palpitations

I write fanfic
Yo dee yo, yo dee yo
I write fanfic
The world's baddest fan fic

I start a fic
then I end at part three
my readers have promised
to crucify me

I write fanfic
Yo dee yo, yo dee yo
I write fanfic
The world's baddest fanfic


(bridge)

people say I'm writing fanfics too much
'bout Xena, and Jarod and Angel and such
they say with reality I'm out of touch.

So?

I write fanfic
Yo dee yo, yo dee yo
I write fanfic
The world's baddest fanfic