Vodka is Your Friend



Turnbull was taking his sweet fucking time.... well, fucking, really.  

It had started with a half a bottle of Sobieski.  Ray was determined that this was the night he told Fraser the truth.  Only problem was that when the Consulate door opened and he started spewing "I love you.  I know this changes everything, but I couldn't keep it inside any longer.  I want to touch you so much I can't stand it.  Please, just please, TOUCH me!" to the bright red chest, he hadn't bothered to look up and see that it was Turnbull.  

Fucking Turnbull!  Apparently, he'd picked the one night Fraser went to some conference with the Ice Queen and Turnbull was left to watch Dief.  Well, to be honest, maybe Frase had mentioned it the other day, but Ray had been too interested in staring at Fraser's eyes and missed the whole damn thing.

The weird part was that when he looked up and realized his mistake, he saw this look on Turnbull's face.  It was like someone had told him that Christmas was early and that all the presents under the tree were his and his alone.  Then there was a quick jerk, a hot kiss inside, and the next thing Ray knew he was sprawled out on the fucking Royal bed, or whatever the kooky Canadians called it, buck naked.  The Sobieski was making it really hard to try and explain, much less get up, put his clothes back on, and go home.

But then the wildest thing happened, Turnbull pounced on him and that goofy exterior just evaporated.  The man was a fucking animal and that ain't no lie.  The things he was doing to Ray's abs with his tongue would have put Fraser's licking to shame.  Not that Fraser had ever bothered to lick him, no, no.  It had been so long that Ray just melted into the bed and let the guy work.

Turnbull was obsessed with his hands and kept coming back from whatever he was doing to suck on Ray's fingers. For some reason, though Ray'd never found them to be a hot spot before, that warm, wet mouth around his digits really turned the old crank.  Then Turnbull would jump to his nipples or down to stroke his balls before coming back to one of his hands.  It could have been the alcohol, but he felt like his thermostat was set on 120.  After several minutes of this, Ray couldn't take it anymore.

"Quit dicking around and just do me already!" he yelled.

"Why certainly, Ray!" Turnbull replied in that uber smiling way of his.

Before Ray could say "holyfuckinghell" the big Mountie flipped him over and leaned down off the bed to pull a small container of lube from one of the pockets on his belt.  Somehow, Ray didn't think that was standard issue.  Big strong hands pulled his hips up and slid a pillow underneath them.  Ray sighed as his hard flesh sank into the cool cotton.  It didn't take a few seconds before he started rocking his hips forward.

"Now, now, Ray.  Patience," Turnbull said laying a hand on his ass to still his movements.

"Well, if you'd get on with it!"

The only reply he received was a small kiss to his right ass cheek and the cool touch of lube.  He spread his legs a bit and groaned as the Mountie prepared him.  Man, it had been a while since anyone had touched him there, but the body remembers.  Despite his protests, Ray was glad that Turnbull had slowed down.  After all, the guy was big all over, he was probably big...  Ray turned his head to peek over his shoulder because he hadn't bothered to look before.

"Whoa..." he whispered.

Turnbull looked up from what he was doing and saw where Ray's eyes were stuck.  He blushed a bit and said, "Thank you."  

Ray shook his head at this weirdness.  For not the first time he wondered if all Canadians were freaks, or just the ones they sent to the States.  Then all thought left his mind as Turnbull plunged those big, blunt fingers deeper.  It didn't take him long before Ray was swearing and panting into the duvet, because lord knows you couldn't call the blue monstrosity on the bed anything but.  When Turnbull's fingers left him, he whimpered like a little puppy, something he'd later blame on the alcohol.  The Mountie again reached for the belt and came back with a condom.  Ray started to wonder if they had a pocket for everything, and knowing Fraser, they probably did.

Turnbull's hands returned to his ass, which he wasn't complaining about one bit, and started to massage his gluts.  This went on for a few more moments before he heard Turnbull whisper, "Now just relax Ray."

His whole focus narrowed to one spot, it cut through the alcohol, the questions, regrets, everything.  God, it felt so good.  Ray let out a breath he didn't realize he was holding and grunted until Turnbull was perfectly seated deep inside him.  He looked over and saw strong arms bulging to hold the big Mountie above him.  Ray shifted his hips back and they both drew in air in a quick gasp.

"Good Lord!" Turnbull whispered with awe.

"Move, please, God, Turnbull..."

And that was all it took.  In and out, the strokes came quick.  Ray reached his arms above his head for something to hold on to.  His fingers scrambled with the lace and pillows and the duvet.  Turnbull's strokes got longer and faster moving Ray's hips into the slick cotton of the pillow.  Suddenly, it was Mr. Toad's wild ride and Ray wasn't sure he ever wanted to get off, but get off he did.

With a long drawn out "Fuuuck!" Ray came.  Turnbull buried his face into Ray's hair and moaned.  Two more quick thrusts, and the Mountie lost it too.  The big strong arms gave out and Turnbull flopped on top of him with a self satisfied grunt.  They both lay there panting and blissed out for a moment before Turnbull slid off of him.  The cool Consulate air conditioning struck his sweaty skin and Ray shivered a bit.  The bed dipped and he heard Turnbull move away.  Ray started to drift off when he heard water running.  He was almost asleep when he felt the bed dip again and something warm and wet clean him up.

Turnbull whispered with a horse voice, "It's all right, Ray.  I won't tell Constable Fraser."

"Muh," he replied eloquently and pulled the big warm man back around him.

"You're welcome," Turnbull said a bit smugly and cuddled him until he was fast asleep.


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