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David-Fairest Nikki.. Nicole-Nikki? David-Can I call you that? Nikki-Well of course, David..It's just that everyone else at the castle is always so formal to me by saying "Princess Nicole" and everything.. It just gets kind of annoying after a while.. David-Well I am not like everyone else..Ah well we're alone now together..in your beautiful bedroom.. Nikki-But David..you know I love you, but we must wait till we are wed. David-Ah yes, Nikki..I suppose you are right..Hmm..Nikki? Nikki-Yes? David-Do you hear that sound? Nikki-What sound? |
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A dragon outside the castle roaring! That's what the sound is! Not to mention the heavy Jurrasic Parkish sound coming from his footsteps! |
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David-Holy Hell! A bloody dragon! Nikki-Save me, David! David-I shall! I will beat that dragon up like he's one of my bitches! Nikki-... David-...Kidding of course.. Nikki-David, this is not the time to joke around! Now get down there and kill that wretched beast! David-I shall! |
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Levilin-Well, KING! After all the years of serving you, not ONCE did you give me a raise! I am sick and tired of working under your thumb! Every time I ask you for something, you turn me down like an old hooker whose lost all her teeth! And now it's pay back time!! King-What?? GUARDS!! Levilin-It's no use, king. All of your guards are DEAD! MUAHAHAHA! King-What?? No!! Levilin-And soon you will be too! |
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David-What the hell happened here?! This is fricken scary! It's like I'm in some kind of weird horror movie! Ahh! Damn! Some dragon couldn't have done all this! Dragons would usually eat the bodies...Whats the heck?? |
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David-Stay back, foul beast! Don't make me use my weapon on you! Dragon-ROAR! David-Alright, you've asked for it! Midgit-Tee-Hee! David-What the hell are YOU?? Midgit-I crave human blood! Teehee! David-So YOU'RE the one who killed all the guards! Midgit-Tee-Hee! Dragon-ROAR!!! David-AHH!! |
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David-Take that! And that! Oh you think you're so hot with that fire of yours eh? Your hottness could never match up to mine! Midgit-Must...have...blood! ARRR! David-Hang on little midgit, I'll slay this dragon, and you can have all the blood you want! |
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Nikki-Oh, I just can't wait any longer! I must search for my love! What's this??? AHHH! DEAD GUARDS!!! AHHH! AHHH!! OH GOD!! I THINK I AM TO FAINT! |
Levilin-Hello, my sweet.. Nikki-AHH! Oh, phew.. Levilin! Thank GOD you're here! Levilin-Yes.. Nikki-There are dead guards! Everywhere! Levilin-I know.. Nikki-You KNOW?? Then why don't you do something about it?? Levilin-Nicole..There is something I must tell you.. Your sir David..He's the cause of this. Nikki-What??..But..but..That's insane! Levilin-He wants the throne! Why do you think he wants to marry you?? Nikki-Noo! He loves me! Levilin-Sadly, he was only using you to get to Daddy.. |