Levilin-Argh..I can't believe I'm doing this.. The witch isn't gonna be very happy..
David-I don't care! Faster!
Nikki-Oh I love it when you give out orders like that, David!
Levilin-Oh please...
David-Alright, is this the place?
Levilin-Yes..You two go in..I'll just..wait outside..
David-No, you're coming with us!
Witch-Hehehehehe! With this potion I am making, you will turn into a little bug that has yet to be squashed! Eeehehehehehehe!
King-You'll never get away with this! You know that don't you?!
Witch-Oh shut up you poor excuse for a nimwad!
There is then a knock at the door.
Witch-Oh, who is it?? I'm busy right now! Go away!!
Levilin-It's me.. Levilin..I..
Witch-Go away Levilin!
Levilin-But I, um..
David-Oh stop your damn bickering you good for nothing wizard!
David kicks open the door.
David-Your witchery days are over! Prepare to die!
Witch-You know those who live by the sword.. DIE BY THE SWORD!!
The witch then pulled out a bottle of potion and slammed it to the floor. Three swords were raised up from the ground and came straight for David, but he ducks, and the swords hit Levilin who shortly dies. Witch-Argh! Cursed be!...Oh well.. The kingdom will all be MINE now! Eeehehehehehe!
David-You forgot about one thing.
Witch-What??
David-You're going to have to fight me first before you can get the throne!..Now I've never hit a girl before, but..
David hit the witch
David-..And I can STILL safely say that I have never hit a girl before.
David-Ha!
David poured the witch's couldrin on her and then...
Witch-Nooo! I'm melting! MELTING!!! Arrrr...Oh what a world! What a world! Aghhhhhhhhhh!
David-P U ! That thing sure stinks!
Nikki (Holding her nose)-Yeah, no kidding!
David-Come on, Nikki! Let's go!
Nikki-Wait! My father!
David-Oh yeah, that's right!
David freed the king and the three all headed back to the castle.
King-Sir David, you have proven yourself a very worthy man, and for that, I owe you my life.
David-Your majesty..You do not "owe" me anything..But there is one thing I must ask of you..
King-Go on..
David-It is your daughter's hand in marriage.
King-!!!
Nikki-Please father? I love David so much, and those suitors that you brought for me were just complete jerks!
David-Your highness.. I promise that I will..
King-No, no, no! You can-
Nikki-Father! I..
King-No, I mean..
David-Sir, it would-
King-STOP!!!
David and Nikki both stop
King-*sigh* I was TRYING to say that it would be a splendid idea! And that's what I wanted all along!
David-Wow, really? Then I wouldn't have had to have killed that dragon and saved everybody..
King and Nikki-....
David-Just kidding!
So the entire kingdom and its castle lived happily ever after. David and Nikki were soon hitched, and everyone was invited to the wedding. The guards were soon replaced, and the whole town was in order.
But there was one little problem...Hell.
Witch-What are YOU doing down here??
Levilin-I'm in bad.. So therefore I'm in Hell...
Witch-No, I mean Hell's supposed to be a pretty big place..And out of all the people why do I get stuck with YOU??
Satan-HA HA HA!
Witch and Levilin- ???
Satan-I put you two together so you would constantly bicker at each other for eternity, HA HA HA!
Witch-Argh! Now look what you did, Levilin! We're stuck down here for eternity! If it wasn't for your damn idea of taking over the stupid castle, we wouldn't have been in this mes! You'd be up doing God knows what, and I'd be making new potions, and eating little children, and-
Levilin-Oh, SHUT UP!
THE END