| You see Eric in the lunch line, and he looks so adorable just standing there. You have the sudden urge to go up to him and slap him in the ass, so you do so. "Whoa, hello.." Eric says, with a shocked smile. "Hey Eric. You are so incredibly bootilicious. I just want to eat you up." You say. "What??" He asks. He then gets out of line and walks away from you. You SCARED HIM! He then goes to Sarah, whispers something in her ear, and the two walk out of the cafeteria. What a wimp, you think.. Dammit.. Note to Self: Don't be so slutty next time. |