Question (For Nicole) of the Week
Q: What three inanimate objects would you choose to describe yourself and why?
The BooBoo Article
By Adam M, 12/2/02
A: Hmmm... Fun Question! Well, 3 objects to describe myself...Well here goes.
Diary-I'm an unlocked diary, with no censors, for anyone and everyone to read if they please. A diary because it is all of myself, my past, my deepest darkest secrets and inner desires and feelings, that I am free to share with the world. I have nothing to hide.
Toiletpaper-Worse than just a door mat that people wipe their feet on....Toilet paper. People use me like toilet paper. Where would people be without toilet paper? If they didn't use it, they'd still have their crap with them. But with it, they can use it to clean up their crap, and when they're done, they flush it down the toilet never to see it again. But there's still that toilet paper roll that's still there.. That's me, again, still there waiting to serve that person, only to be crap wiped on and flushed again and again.
Magnifying glass-As a magnifying glass takes little things and blows them up, so do I. I can make any little thing seem extremely huge, and so I do so. I also tend to not see the big picture of things, but the tiny little details.
BooBoo #1:  People who tease you by telling you a little bit of information but not telling the whole thing like someone coming up to you and telling you "I know someone who likes you!" And you ask who, and they say, "I can't tell, or they're going to kick my ass." God.
BooBoo #2: How there are more women than men in the world...That just sucks for me.
Ask
       
Nikki
Dear Nikki,     
I am having THE worst luck with guys. And I'm doing everything in my power to try to attract them, well not EVERYTHING...like luring them with sex, but I'm being nice to them and everything else, but they fish just don't bite! Have any cool advice?
                                                     ~Girl in NEED!
Dear Girl in NEED,
Try not to think about it so much. Why do you want a guy anyway? I'm assuming you want one as a boy friend, so again, why do you want a boy friend anyway? Is it for security reasons, or someone to cuddle, or someone to love who loves you back? Well in that case, a boy friend could come in pretty handy for that, but then again, there is a lot of stress that comes in relationships, and they aren' all about the goody good stuff like that, even though those things are usually part of the deal. But you asked for advice on how to attract them or just advice in general? To attract guys? Well most guys are pigs, so I'd say to dress slutty, but from what I'm guessing by the sex comment, you don't want those kinds of guys. So just be yourself, really. I'm sure you've heard this a thousand times, but there is a guy for you. In fact, there are more than just one guy out there for you. But when you meet him, you will know. You just have to be patient until then.
Movie Ratings
The Ring-** 1/2
During the whole movie I was in "non-freak out mode" so I wouldn't look like a wimp or anything haha. It was okay I guess.. I didn't really like the ending.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets-***
Harry Potter #2 was alright, better than the first one I guess, cuz in the second movie they didn't have to explain who each character was and such, but in the end it just kinda assumed everyone knew everything about everyone...But for those who HAVEN'T read the book(people such as myself) just got lost..It's kinda corny, but good for what it is.

Bowling for Columbine-*** 1/2
This movie was pretty good, it wasn't like a MOVIE movie, but more of a documentation kinda thing. It had comedy and tragedy at the same time, while it illustrated how guns are used so freely in America and the high death rates of our country. Sure that may sound boring, but really, it was good.

Eight Crazy Nights-(The Adam Sandler Movie) *** 1/2
This was a really funny movie. In the beginning it looked kinda lame, and I was just kinda chuckling, but as the movie progressed, so did its humor.
Issue #7
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  Poem of the Week
A kiss
Two lips colliding
Two heartbeats
Becomming one
One body
One soul
A whisper
Three words of love
Three breaths before the next
Embrace
One body
One soul
A promise
Two words exchanged
Two lifetimes
Unleashed by
A kiss
Dec 2, 2002