Panda Bear
A panda bear goes into a restraunt and orders a meal from the waiter. He then finishes his meal. The waiter comes up to him and hands the panda bear a check, but before he could leave, the panda took out a gun and shot the waiter dead. Just then the manager of the restraunt comes out and says, "Mr. Panda?! Why did you shoot that waiter??" The panda says "Well, because! I'm a PANDA bear." The manager looks confused and says, "So??" The panda then tells the manager to look up "panda" in the dictionary for the reason why he shot the waiter. The manager says "okay, fine.." Later that day the manager pulls out his dictionary and looks up the word, "panda bear." He then says to himself, "oh my God, he's right.." The definition of Panda bear is, "A bear that eats choots and leaves." |
