- It is always possible to park directly outside
any building you are visiting.
- A detective can only solve a case once he has
been suspended from duty.
- If you decide to start dancing in the street,
everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
- Most laptop computers are powerful enough to
override the communication systems of any invading
alien civilization.
- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered
in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies
will wait patiently to attack you one by one by
dancing around in a threatening manner until you
have knocked out their predecessors.
- When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow
to the head, they will never suffer a concussion
or brain damage.
- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion,
volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go
into shock.
- Police Departments give their officers personality
tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a
partner who is their total opposite.
- When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak
English to each other.
- You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
- Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper
clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning
building with a child trapped inside.
- An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur
will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
- Television news bulletins usually contain a story that
affects you personally at that precise moment you turn
the television on.