Oh Mighty Cosmic Boot

You know, I had things where I wanted them
so who stepped in and moved it all around?
Just when I wasn't looking, for one minute
now my stuff's all over the ground.

What's going on now, who moved my life?
Come on, someone, step up and admit it!
I wanna know what exactly happened here,
nothing's the same, I wanna know who did it!

Oh mighty cosmic boot in the sky
I know it was you, but I wanna know why
I don't see a way to put it back in order
you've thrown in more pieces, and made time shorter

*long pause while standing with hands on hips
tapping foot and perking lips*


Well fine then, your silence suits me too
I'll just bend and show you what I can do
I don't need your answers, don't even bother with a clue
Oh...and by the way...I meant to thank you.