I believe the best thing you can give anyone is a Smile, and the best part is that it doen't even cost a penny :)

HUMOR

we have 24 hours in a day and we spend 20 of them complaining about our problems and 4 hours sleeping, find some time to be happy at what you are and remember the last time you smiled

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Living on earth can be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.

Why were there screams coming from the kitchen ? Because Mom was beating the eggs.

Why do Gorillas have big nostrils ? Because they have big fingers.

Girl: it was fate that brought us together.                                                      Boy: Naa, it was pure bad luck !

Shopkeeper: Can I help you sir ?                                                             Costomer: I'd like a mouse trap & hurry I have a bus to catch. Shopkeeper: Sorry sir, we don't make traps that big.

Guest: Please bring me some more coffee.                                                 Waiter: With pleasure.                                                                                 Guest: No with milk and sugar.

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