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Imagine if major companies from all around the world
started producing and advertising condoms.....
Nike Condoms : - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms : - The ride of your life.
Sony Condoms : - Do not underestimate the power of
Sony Condoms.
Microsoft Condoms : - Where do you want to put it
today?
KFC Condoms : - Finger Licking Good.
M&Ms Condoms : - Melt in your mouth, not in your
hands.
Safeway Condoms : - Lightening the Load
Abbey National Condoms : - Because life's complicated
enough
Ever Ready Condoms : - Keep going and going ..
ESSO Condoms: - The eye of the Tiger
Pringles Condoms : - Once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger King Condoms:- Home of the Whopper.
Goodyear Condoms : "For a longer ride go wide"
Ronseal Condoms - does what it says on the packet!
Vauxhall condoms - Raising the Standard!
ONdigital condoms - Plug and Play !!!
L'Oreal condoms - Because I'm worth it
Pepsi Condoms - Taste the difference, do the Pepsi
challenge.
Guiness Condoms - Good things come to those who wait
Polo Mint Condoms - The one with the hole
Muller Yoghurt - Pleasure without the pain
I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt
my knob off.
I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he
put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
.... and their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls
against my fence.
I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet
roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
...50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the
rest are plain filthy.
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
cleared.
Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour
and not fit to drink.
I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning
at 6am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.
I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you
please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me
every night.
Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
I have had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times but I
still have no satisfaction.
My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
...that is his excuse for dogs mess that I find hard to swallow
...and he's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I
just can't take it anymore.
