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Got to train station, no-one about, mads comes along, then Kate pops up saying they're in the passenger lounge drinking vodka
Will attemps to race round the passenger lounge with mads' case, crashes into the chairs, clearly the vodkas getting to him
Arrive in london, split up, will tries to blag a childs underground ticket whilst displaying his Switch card!!!
Arrive in chelmsford, set up tent, open the vodka, buy beers off dodgy bloke, get searched for drugs, will called frigid, uneventful evening really!
Wake up, stay in bed
Queue for entrance, finally get in, first act fucks mic on the floor and storms off, Jimmy appears, will and matt rush to front, decide to make a 2 man mosh, Jimmy salutes us
Queue for cash machine, get attacked by giant green thing, meet two women from T4, sign a petition to save the world!
Watch Faithless, come down again, rush to Wheatus for Teenage Dirtbag
Spot the rest of the peeps, mads falls over, pisses it down during coldplay, split up again, play beach volleyball in the rain, sing rather too loudly to JJ72
Witness Muse live, also witness an unfair fight live (20 something skin-head versus bald 50 something)
Go to tent, shout bollocks a few times, sleep
Wake up, walk ten miles for toilets, will smacks me in the mouth on the way
Will drinks too much vodka, get wet, watch Powderfinger, get hit more by will, will beams at the end!
Watch moe bands, meet with girls, get crazy aussie bloke to photograph us, instead he tries to photograph his knob. will forgave him coz he was aussie, bex felt sorry and offered him more digestive biscuits.
All collectively enjoy foos and awesome chillis, leave for tent.
Shout bollocks a few more times, sleep
Get up far too early, pack tent, wash up, shout a few more bollocks', leave for chelmsford. will sees sense and asks for an adult ticket, arrive early in euston
Eat in euston cafe, will cleans his teeth in public toilets. mat enters public toilets, one man puttin a suit on, another trampish looking bloke begs him for a job. suited man says politely that hes not in the position to take on new members of staff at present.
Meet everyone in station. Eat some more, drink some more vodka, buy papers, wait for train
Attempt far to many quizzes in daily mail, will takes shoes off, train stops, will puts shoes back on.
Arrive in coventry, part to go home, top weekend.
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