Filked From: The Lumberjack Song

Filked By: Waterlily12

 

Oliver/Sean:
I didn't want to be a Muggle.
I wanted to be... a broomstick maker!

Polishing and preparing the wood for its future as something to be ridden. The Silver Arrow. The Nimbus 2001. The Cleansweep 5. The Zephyr 700! The mighty Firebolt!

With my trusty sandpaper by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!

*(chorus)I'm a Biggerstaff, and I'm okay.
I rub wood all night and I wear kilts all day.

Oliver Clones:
He's a Biggerstaff, and he's okay.
He rubs wood all night and he wears kilts all day.*

Oliver/Sean:
I polish my broom. I eat chocolate frogs.
I go to Herbology.
On Wednesdays I play Quidditch
And block Quaffles happ-ily.

Oliver Clones:
He polishes his broom. He eats chocolate frogs.
He goes to Herbology..
On Wednesdays he plays Quidditch
And blocks Quaffles happ-ily.

*(chorus)*

Oliver/Sean:
I polish my broom. I wink at girls.
I like to give them flowers.
Whenever we lose at Quidditch
I try to drown in the showers.

Oliver Clones:
He polishes his broom. He winks at girls.
He likes to give them flowers.
Whenever we lose at Quidditch
he tries to drown in the showers?!?

*(chorus)*

Oliver/Sean:
I polish my broom. I wear a kilt,
And under that, a sock.
I fly around above you
and give you quite a shock.

Oliver Clones:
He polishes his broom. He wears a kilt,
and under that, a sock?!?

*(chorus)*

 

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