Filked From: Baby Got Back
Filked By: Waterlily12
oh my God, Becky
look at Oliver Wood
He is so hott
he looks like one of those Gutterflowers’s boyfriends
but who understands those Gutterflowers
they only talk to him because he looks like a total bish
i lurve his broomSTICK
its just so big
uhh i can't believe he’s just so hott
his broomSTICK’s so out there
lordie
look
he’s just so…damn
I like Oliver Wood and I cannot lie
you other ‘flowers can’t deny
When Glitta links a pic of Sean’s Godly face
and plaid all over the place we all squee
wanna pull it up
’cause you know that broomSTICK is stuffed
deep in the sock he’s wearin
I’m hooked and I can't stop starin
Oh Seannie! Take off your shirt
and flaunt your man-skirt
Becca tried to scorn thee,
but that kilt you’ve got makes me write filks corny
ooooooo rub that smooth broom
You say you want to win the Cup
Well train hard and long, and could you wear this thong?
I’ve seen him flying
he’s hot without trying
he’s Wood
he’s good
he makes us scream like we should
I’m tired of Alphonso Cuaron
Sayin Wood is not the thing
’Cause the average fan girl ask her that
They’d say to bring Ollie back
so ‘Flowers
YAH!
’Flowers
YAH!
’cause Oliver’s got the ‘STICK
HELL YAH!
shake it
yah
shake it
yah
shake that big broomSTICK
Oliver’s got Wood
Oliver’s got Wood
I like him long and hard
and while I’m writing this Filk
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like a fan girl
now here's my scandal
I wanna go to Glasgow and
uh
kidnap
uh uh
I ain't talking bout Krum
those Bulgarian boys are just ho hum!
I like them Scottish and un-hairy
so find that Scottish lad
Heather seems slick
begging for a view of that ….
so I’m watching other matches
knocking these keepers
looking weaker
you can have those keepers
I like my keeper like Oliver
a word to the newbie ‘flowers
I’ll be frank with ya
i won't thwap or hex ya
i gotta be straight when I say
You’ve gotta obey the TOU rules
or Candy will eagerly abuse
Anti-kilts won’t like my song
‘Cause those girls desire pants
but I’d rather see some leg
”cause Wood’s long and he’s strong
and I’m positive he’s wearin that thong
so Ocearna
YAH!
so Ennia
YAH!
Do you wanna see Ollie’s goods?
YAH!
so hold him down
tie him up
even Slytherins got to shout
Oliver’s got Wood
Oliver’s got Wood
Yeah Oliver
when it comes to your Wood
Witch Weekly got nothin to do with my selection
6’’?
5’’?
7’’?
Only if he’s 13 years old!
so Gregory Oxford’s hoggin the peep hole
in the locker room, holdin off people
but the people ain't got omnioculars instead of a peep hole
I surely don’t want to see
Unless your name is Ollie!
You can practise all morning before breakfast
but please don't break that ‘STICK
Some ‘flowers wanna say kilts are wrong
and tell ya that the the man skirt is old
so they squick ‘em and leave it
But I hoist it up quick and look underneath it.
So some people say you’re icky
we think in the head they’re sick-y
’cause your butt is tight
and your ‘STICK is thicker
and hearts are pounding much quicker
to the loser keepers on other house teams,
you can’t beat what he’s got
give me a Wood
and it’s all good
and he works it like he should
some fan girls try and resist
but Sean’s definitely on my list
he’s got game
he always works
And never fails to add a smirk
so Sean, while your legs are hairy,
Pro!Kilts don’t think that’s scary
we give three cheers for Sean the Scot,
Because SHALLOW thinks you’re hot
Oliver got Wood
Oliver got Wood