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Candy McFierson Candy is the insane founding fan
girl of SHALLOW. She also likes to obsess over Sirius, Remus, and James and
wonders why real men have to be such jerks all the time... Candy loves
writing fan fiction and lives in Cyber Space. She is most definitely Pro-Kilt
and will ship Oliver with most anybody, though, as most, prefers him with
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Remus's Nymph Remus's Nymph is known as many things at SHALLOW. Caledonia, Callie, Lee and Red-haired Perv are just some of those names. Callie (for that is what she's mostly known as) is Keeper of the Brooms, Welcomer of Newbies and co-editor of the SHALLOW newsletter. She hands out Ice Mice to the innocent newbies, then hexes them into FA olbies (and proper SHALLOW citizens). She's an eMentor at FA, so she'll be bitching at you if you don't follow the ToU (Terms of Use, you t00b!). Play along nicely, kitten. Callie ships Oliver/Hermione and Oliver/Percy, but secretly enjoys Oliver/Callie. <whispers>Yes, she wanted to see a bit of O/Hr in PoA</whispers> She's all for seeing Sean in a kilt, yet prefers if Oliver were an English chap. But, a kilt never hurt anyone. Callie enjoys long walks in the moonlight and picnics at the beach. No, actually she enjoys Remus Lupin with a side of chocolate sauce (no moonlight!) and Percy Weasley with a spark of wit. |
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Harriet Vane is the First Mate and Oliver's Bodyguard on SHALLOW. She can usually be found studiously avoiding the gutter and trying desperately but unsuccessfully to drag other people out of it as well. She is violently pro-kilt (kilts flip, after all), but managed to miss the OOPS war completely. It probably occurred during examinations. School takes up rather more of her life than she would like, and is the primary reason that sometimes she is not on SHALLOW much. She is a staunch defender of Mr Biggerstaff's right to have facial hair, especially because she wonders exactly who is looking at his face when they see that picture. She can be found on AIM as HarrietDeborahV, and on LiveJournal as harrietvane. |
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Alexia I'm the co-editor of the SHALLOW newsletter. I help put the articles on the website and make sure it's in order. I don't spend much time posting at SHALLOW, but I do lurk. I'm the one that will also let you know when the new edition of the newsletter is up. I ship Oliver with either Percy or Hermione. I'd be really pissed if Sean doesn't pull of the "he looked like he could kiss her" look in PoA. I live in Venezuela, country of the Bored and the Dead. Oh, about the kilt? Yes, pro-kilt all the way. |
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mermaid667 My name is Mar. I can be found on AIM as MaeLysippe. I am the Sleeper in Oliver's Bed and the Bartender at SHALLOW. I've been there since thread IV-Looking for the Biggerstaff. I take my SHALLOW pride very seriously. I am defiantly pro-kilt, and pro-cheesecake. I ship Oliver/Katie, and occasionally Oliver/Percy. I have a unicorn named Keno. I also have a twin. I reside on Biggerstaffonia, the gutter island, and I am fluent in gutterspeak. |
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~Kaylin~ My name is ~Kaylin~ and I'm a fourteen-year-old high school student. My job on SHALLOW is Keeper of Oliver's Sexy Smirk. I participated in the OOPS war and the last little battle with TOFU. I loved the ship and kilt wars, just because I know I'm right about them. I like Oliver/Hermione, some Oliver/Percy, and some Oliver/Katie. Kilts on Sean rock, and though I'd love to see a kilt on Oliver, it's never stated whether he's Scottish or not. I do NOT think it is fair that newbies get to be in Oliver's bed, while us oldbies have to tough it out camping in Gutterflower lane. I'm Irish_Bloke's (Scott's) SHALLOW wife. I'm one of the youngest members of SHALLOW, there are only a few younger than I am. I joined on the first thread, near the end I think. I'm a cameo whore (can I have a cameo? pleeeeeease?), a lurker with a purpose, I love the Bigger Staff, and I talk to my closest SHALLOW sisters (Candy, Becca, Callie, Amelia, Heather, etc.) on AIM constantly. |
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psychoglitta Glitta is...mad, quite simply. She is 14, British, pro-kilt, anti-cheesecake, and lives at 9 Gutterflower Lane, with a statue of Kilt!Oliver in the garden (v. nice). She is a lover of slash and therefore ships Oliver with Percy (among others), and has been at SHALLOW since thread III. She likes to giggle a lot and often burbles along endlessly about nothing...much like this bio, really. |
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Roadblock Malloy Jess (Roadblock Malloy) has been S.H.A.L.L.O.W. since thread II: Drowning in the Showers. Aside from being positively giddy due to her induction into the Order of S.H.A.L.L.O.W., she is an avid Pro-kilt activist, lonely adorer of scruffy/monkeyman!sean, contributor to the argyle socks hysteria oh so long ago, and the keeper of the peephole in the Quidditch showers (way back when it was a hot comodity). You'll probably see her around 'The Slytherins' forum at S.O.B.'s, or E.V.I.L., also way over at O.B.H.W.F. at P.I.L.L.O.C.K. because hey, smart is sexy. When not at F.A.P. she's either writing something...anything (most likely stupid or creepy), or composing/writing/performing songs and music. And before boring you (any more than you already are), she will stop writing right now. |
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waterlily12 Hey, I'm Waterlily! I've been here since approximately thread three or four. I am pro-kilt (I was probably the incendiary of the second kilt war), a het-Oliver shipper (Up with Oliver/Katie!), and the coiner of the term Gutterflower. I've also written The Biggerstaff Song, as well as the lesser-known Would You Rub My Broomstick. I also began the inhabitation of Biggerstaffonia. My technical thread position is Candy McFierson's Fearless Rescuer, but I like to think myself as the thread lunatic. |
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Caillean Hey! Caillean here. I’m a fourteen
year old, Irish Canadian, and proud S.H.A.L.L.O.W. member. I’m generally
considered a psychopath by all who meet me. I’ve been around since thread one
and am happy to say I was the eighth post. Despite my insanity, on
S.H.A.L.L.O.W. subjects, I stand: Pro-Kilt, Gotta love the kilts. Anti-Collin
Firth, Pro-Cheesecake, and I’m Swiss as far as ships go. (Unless you count
Oliver/Me as a ship) |
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crazed_slytherin I'm 'Keeper of Oliver's Quidditch Balls' at SHALLOW, and enjoying every minute of it. I'm both anti-kilt and anti-cheesecake, a fact that has scared quite a few people away from me. I don't really ship Oliver with anyone (except me, but you all knew that). I suppose if I had to pick a ship, I'd pick Oliver/Katie. I don't tend to post very often, but when I do, it's really deep and meaningful. Or not. |
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BeccaPadfoot Alrighty then, bio, eh? My name's Rebecca (or Becca). I've been at SHALLOW since thread one and have been through practically everything. I'm one of the few Anti-Kilt people and I ship Oliver with Katie. Although Oliver is one of my favorite guys to swoon over, George and Ron Weasley come first in my heart. I'm obsessed with Lord of the Rings and I also love the color orange. |
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heath-sy Oliver's Official Wand Polisher. Currently resides at 11 Gutterflower Lane. Pro-Kilt, Pro-Cheesecake, Defender of Sean's Height, and Oliver/Katie shipper. Welcomer of newbies and writer of birthdays for the Newsletter. Will work for Kilt!Sean photos and other more pervy things. |
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Ennia Ennia "Peachy" Egnaro was
born on Febuary 24, and shall be turning one year older on that date as per
usual. She is a first year university student majoring in English and
Gutterflowerology. She lives at number 8 Gutterflower Lane with her peaches and
*all* Oliver's socks. Also, Ennia is one of the Hostesses at the Gutterflower
Hotel where she works for peaches. Her hobbies include crocheting scarves,
staring at Glitta's large statue of Oliver, writing depressing fanfic, speaking
in the third person and being a nutcase. |
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michellek25 Howdy ya'll! I'm Michelle, an
original oldbie from the first thread. I don't post much any more but I will
after June when my life returns to normal. I don't have many hobbies besides
soaking up rays while floating around in the gutter, daydreaming about Kilt!Oliver.
(BTW- that means I'm Pro-Kilt) I am a refugee from the original kilt wars but
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Candy uses way too many smilies in both IM conversations and on message boards,
but you really didn't need to know that... Candy is now going to shut the hell
up and start silently wondering why she is writing all this in third person.
Candy also wishes before she shuts up to remind everyone to hail S.H.A.L.L.O.W.
and the Holy Bigger Staff. Also, a big shout out to S.A.S.S.E.!!! *glomps Rhia,
Ron, and Annabel* 
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I mainly ship Ollie/Me but anything that's well written and BELIEVABLE (I don't
want to mention any Oliver/Moaning Myrtle cookies here or anything) is good for
me. I'm always a fan of argyle and Quilt!Oliver is good too. (You've got to be a
real oldbie to get that one). Well, wedding crap calls. Buh Bye.