Filked From: Without Me
Filked By: Waterlily12
Two FA park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
Two FA park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
Ooooohhhhh!
Guess who's back, back again
Ollie’s back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Oliver no more they want Sean B.
I'm chopped liver!
Well if you want Sean, then this is what you’ll get
A little bit of me mixed with a Scottish accent
Some winks that will jumpstart gutterflower’s hearts quicker
Then a curse when I get cursed at Hogwarts
By McGonagall when I'm not listening
When I'm thinkin ‘bout Quidditch while she’s teaching
Hey!
Becca’s waited this long to tell you, Candy,
about me in kilts, and how it’s not manly
I know you got a thing for peaches, Ennia
But try not to leave them on my bed linens, can ya?
So the FAP won’t let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to grab the sock off me
It makes me grin to hear them squee
So come on pro-pb, pro-dress and pro-kilts
jump back, look above you and check out my bits
’Cuz my sock was makin me far too sweaty
I just flashed half the Quidditch team: “Eep!” said Harry
(chorus)*Now this looks like a thread for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz the gutter would be so empty without thee!
I said this looks like a thread for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz the gutter feels so empty without thee!*
Little pervies, girls feeling so nervy
this thread makes innuendos so topsy-turvy
They start talkin ‘bout the broomSTICK I’ve got,
Till Harriet comes along and says “gutterminded? NOT!”
Gutterflowers, pervy-ness is power, Candy began the construction
Corrupting FA Park wholey
Another name for keeper could be goalie!
And, the fact that I got my own Order, see?
Go against them and there’ll be a catastrophe
OOPS found that out the hard way, don’t you see?
Well they learned(Na na na na na na na na) thwappage abound
They know who’s the coolest thread in town
Watch this! I’m winking at Marcus Flint!
Silly sod can’t score, I stopped that bint!
I'm interesting, look at the bludger I’m wrestling
Bad thoughts in you brain are nesting
I’m guessing, it’s me you think of molesting
But hey, you don’t hear me protesting!
Here's my 10 knuts, my 2 cents is free
A Quidditch captain you sent for, but you got me!
*Chorus 2X*
Come look at my broomstick
I fly real well, the wood’s thick
I polish the handle to keep it very slick
I know what you’re all thinking, “he’s talking about his ---“
Hey Heather, is that my wand you’re polishin?
be careful, or it’s stuff you’ll be demolishin!
Callie, drop my Quidditch robes
let go! You can’t steal my boxers, no!
Now lets go, is there a Quidditch match today?
I will be there with a whole diagram full o’ plays
I've been good, my keeper skillz got merit
Ever since Malfoy got turned into a ferret
But sometimes man it just seems,
Gutterflowers only want to undress me
So this must mean I'm dead sexy,
Or it could be that they want to see nekkid me!
Though I'm not the first keeper in Gryffindor
I see all you Gutterflowers crouched on the floor
To look through Roadblock Malloy ‘s peephole near the door
And use it to see me in the shower
Hey!
Get away from there, Glitta, see?
It’s hard to drown myself when you’re ogling me!
But no matter how perverted you all be
It'll be so empty without thee!
*chorus 2x*
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
"Kids!"