Blast from the past....
by Hebea  |
| Hiya, A long...long time ago there was a couple of posters on the very old and long gone Hercules Forum named Nanaea and Astraea. They liked to walk on the wild side...namely the also long gone Xena Forum. During one of their visits to the Xena forum they did what they normally liked to do...corrupt. Yes...they...debauched! I hate to say it but there were many willing to be...debauched. So many that it carried over to something called MIRC(An ancient form of communication where people went to have real time communiction with others of like mind) and the Herc Forum. That's where I came in. Little...innocent...me. I just wanted to be helpful! I read all of it and...added to it...I actually saved the stuff to a Word file! Everything! Every word...suggestion...sick idea that anyone had. I kept it...in one...big...file. I was DEBAUCHED! Then I did the unthinkable...I put it all into one very long post. Even worse...made it possible for others to JOIN. I added it to my list of weekly posts along with the Mailbox, the Herc Forum FAQ, the Iolausian post(which ended up being the IML...still going today!) and the Fan Club Members post. Deb U was born...and eventually got so large that people on the Herc forum started to complain. I got worried that it would die...something many didn't know cuz they weren't aware of all the complaints that I got via email. Heck I got email when the freakin forum went down...but that's another story. Anyway...Deb U needed to have its own place. A place was found and it moved...and all turned out ok. I eventually felt that others should have a chance to become Chancellors so I stepped down and became the first Chancellor Emeritus. Then RL got in my way and I mostly dropped out of sight. Other -helpful- {{{people}}} took over. <EG> You may be asking yourself why the heck I'm posting this here...now. Might be a few people here that know that I rarely took credit for anything I did...in fact would request that my nick/name be left off. Ok...so I was going thru some VERY old discs and found my old posts. I'm putting one in here....it's long and I hope it posts ok. Enjoy! Chancellor Emeritus Hebea Wishful Thinker ~~Forum Postmystress~~ ~~First Lady of the Forum~~ ~~Forum Enlightener~~ #1 HerKForum Poster ILG HCNBIAHF gg MOEGC CODU AEMT IIEE ----------- Debaucherette University(co-ed!) Established-Sept. 1996 (Founding Mythstress Nanaea) Chancellors-Nanaea-Astraea-Hebea ---------------------------------- Motto- gaudeamu igitur in homines a' outrance nemine contradicente (let us then rejoice in men to excess without opposition) School colors- Blue and Yellow School crest- A YST and BSTon a plate of spam and marmite under crossed whips Mascot- Cerberus School cheers- *********** HE - RCU - LES, team, let's GO!!! HerK, Herk, he's our man, No one does it like HE can!!! ************ Iolaus, Iolaus Let's be JOYOUS!!! ************ *********** I! I! E! E! We all love the BST! I! I! E! E! We are out for victory! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Board of Lustee’s --------------------- (Astraea -secretary at ALL board meetings) Iolaus (President) Hercules (Vice President) Salmoneus (Secretary) Ares-Director of Athletic Department Jason(Former King of Corinth)Director Fund Raising Salmoneous-Assistant to Director of Fund Raising Autolycus -Faculty Advisor Iphicles -Resident stud muffin Hades -Director of extracurricular activities Hephaestus-Fire Marshall (Student Aid- Lady Pegasus) List of Faculty-classes ---------------------- Chancellors - Nanaea, Hebea & Astraea Vice-Chancellors - MsMoo & Xenona Professor of Vanilla - Riordon Professors of Etiquette (Amazon) - Susabelle & Apollena Professors of Etiquette (Hunter) - HunterLuke & Tech-Man Professor of Whipology - Ceallach Professors in charge of TBLP & TBWLP - Psamanthe & Arete Professor of Hoolie Behavioral Science - MsMoo Professors of Marmite and Spam - Xenona & MsMoo Professor of History (Spam) - Xenona Professor of Music* - Owlharp Professor of Sassback 101-Cerillos Professor of Tauntology- Cathbad Associate Professor in charge of Iolaus identification - Ceallach Associate Professor of BB lint Arts and Crafts - Calee<TA> Associate Professor of music - Sonata Professor of Briefs/ Boxers-Freya Professor of Abnormal Psychology - Cassiopea Professor of Grape sorting/identification- MsPooh Professor of YST Fittings - Apollena, Cleavules Professor of BST Fittings - Robinsnest Professor of Waffle Mark Removal - Drudd-Marit Professor of YST removal-MsMoo Professor of BST removal-Hebea HerK and Iolaus stand ins - HunterLuke, Cathbad, Mercurius, Visitor & Follower First Aid - MadMrtign & Druddmarit (Student aid Lady Pegasus) Orientation of All New Students - Xenona Co-ordination of Extracurricular Activities - Xenona School Counselor- Cassiopea Assistant to Chancellor Hebea-Dwind’l *************************** (Music course includes-- bawdy ballads (suitable for Hoolies!) - lascivious lullabies (for "afterwards", since we don't smoke cigarettes any more!) - enticing and seductive melodies for entiicing and ... well, you get the picture... - care and feeding of G-strings - the proper method for carefully shoving miscreants through the harpstrings so that they come out in long, thin, unbroken slices Other courses include- Hoolie-gan-ism lessons 101 to 502 -MsMoo Amazon etiquette' -Susabelle/Apollena How to care for TBLP & TBWLP Psamanthe/Arete How to tell Iolaus from his cousin- Ceallach Whip lessons novice to expert -Nanaea/Hebea History of Spam 101- Xenona Things to make from Belly Button Lint -*************Instructer needed************* How to get HerK or Iolaus or Ares away from your sister Amazons "guest speakers will be invited" 101 uses for leftover Hoolie food -Falafel/Salmoneous Conspiracy 101" being taught by Professor Cathbad. 101 uses for Spam, cheese and Marmite without actually eating them -MsMoo, Xenona Kiwi Appreciation and Culture classes-Suree, Xenona, Token & SheWolf FFW storytelling techniques- Astraea and MsPooh Poetry or How to torture your friends with Puns-Nanaea Using a Chakram 101-“X”obinsnest Proof reading before posting in the Netforums-Princess Hesoine : ) How to tell if the object of your desire is wearing briefs or boxers-Freya Heroic Art(with LIVE models)-Romana ---------------------------------Student aaide-Manto How to Politely Avoid Eating Any*thing* offered to you by Falafel"-TA/Lady Pegasus Extracurricular Activities: Color Guard-(Ayla) Belly Dancing club Horseback Riding Club Photography Club(Prez Heraclid) Devious Debs Club(Prez Keleos) Kevin Chest Admirer's Club-Prez-Manto, VP-AMuse The All Jello Club(everything about jello…)(Prez Madmardigan) Vice-prez (in charge of dyes…..Keleos) Sports ----------- Team colors/uniforms- team colors ( Yellow shirts, blue shorts, and yellow and blue stripped socks) Princess-Head Cheerleader Angelika -Second in command of Deb U Cheer leading Squads HunterLuke and Cathbad-Pom-Pom shakers Enchantress -Team Masseuse Gridiron team- "Cerebus'" Rugby team- "Tangiwha's" (loose meaning is Monster) ----------Engel -Assistant Coach/Team Capttain--Deb U rugby team Basketball team, the "BST Hoopers" ---------Coach-Riordon assistant coach andd team statistician - 5 years experience ---------Aide to Coach-Almalthea Soccer team- "Vanillarines" Mud Wrestling-Coach-Hebea Volleyball team Co-ed Greco-Roman wrestling team Fencing team Herkulean Flip Team- Apollena (Captain)Lady Pegasus(Chief Assistant Flipper), -------------Princess Hesione, Gazelle, CaarrieBaby , Nuance, Calico, AMuse -------------Honorary member-Democratus Intramural sports team -Head Coach-Lessa Archery Team-++++++++++COACH NEEDED+++++++++++++ The 6 Levels of Debaucherette Training ------------------------------------------------ Level 1 - Debaucherette-in-Waiting. The Deb-in-Waiting is assigned to the "kitchen duty" of peeling grapes for our chosen debauchees. However, a Deb-in-Waiting is not yet permitted to actually feed grapes to our debauchees. Level 2 - Junior Debaucherette. The Junior Deb is ready to be entrusted with those tasks which require advanced cognitive skills, such as sorting M&Ms. Level 3 - Novice Debaucherette. Anyone who makes it this far needs to be taught the virtue of humility. Novice Debs are given the tasks of scrubbing out the Herculean Hot Tubs and laundering the BSTs. Level 4 - Apprentice Debaucherette. The Apprentice Deb is ready to actually start learning the skills of debauchery from our Forum Mystresses (Nanaea, Hebea, and Astraea). We allow the Apprentice Deb to fluff pillows and feed grapes to our chosen debauchees. (But that's all!) Level 5 - Debaucherette Cadet. The Deb Cadet is presented with her very own whip, by our Forum Mystresses. It's a very moving graduation ceremony. Although the Deb Cadet can practice with her whip, she is not yet permitted to use it on our debauchees. Level 6 - Full Debaucherette. As for what a Full Deb does, you'll have to use your own sordid imagination. Level 7-Deb Ensign Level 8- Deb Lieutenant ____________________________________________________ (If you wish to enroll please reply to this post and fill out the student registration form. Thank you) NAME : AMAZON OR HUNTER: COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: ***(Do NOT cheat on that! We know who you are!!) fine print All Hunters enrolling at Deb U are obligated to be practice subjects for Level 5-6 Debs. ______________________________________________________________________ The following people are responsible for this post: Nanaea(mascot, list of lustee’s, motto, crest, 6 levels of training),Xenona(sports, motto, faculty&classes,application), Engel(Teamcolors &uniforms), Owlharp(BSTcheer, music course)Angelika(cheers),Princess(colors)MsMoo(Spam&cheese course)and Hebea (who once upon a time got the idea that all of this should be in one post!) -------------------------------- ******* Students ******* NAME : Ms. Pooh Amazon or Hunter: Definitely Female, but not very Amazonish/warrior type Courses you wish to undertake: Martial arts and/or tripping, heroic art (live models please) Sports teams you wish to join: Track .... for obvious reasons (the sprint will probably come in just as handy as the long-distance) Drooler or non Drooler: The nuns didn't allow us to drool - ND Hero of choice: That would be telling - wouldn't it? (Hebea said "NEVER SHARE" and it seems I would get a leg up if I keep quiet . . .) CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: ***N/A*** MsPooh is no longer a DITz<SG>…she is now a full professor at Deb U! ******** NAME:Psamanthe Amazon or Hunter:Amazon Courses you wish to undertake:BB lint arts&crafts(I still haven't found a use for all of Kevin Smiths!) I'd like to take "Iolaus identification", but something tells me Ceallach won't stop 'identifying' long enough to teach the class! ;P Sports teams you wish to join:Volleyball, if there is a VB team...(I was busy with Ares, and couldn't make it to the meeting! ;P) Drooler or non Drooler:DROOLER, DROOLER, DROOLER!!! Hero of choice:Oh, you can't make me pick...hehe!!! Extra curricular actives of choice:Uhhh...I don't think I can go into that here...LOL Seriously, throwing Marmite, soaking in the hottubs, and curling up by the chat fireplace! CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: 4 *********** NAME: CharityNoelle Amazon or Hunter: AMAZON! (I REFUSE to repeat my earlier blooper . . can it Hebea, I hear you snorting!) Courses you wish to undertake: MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC (but forgot the enticing lullabies what good is a SLEEPING Iolaus?) Hoolie-gan-ism (seeing as my mud pie tossing needs work - at the last Hoolie I aimed for Visitor and got Ares. Yikes) and of course, Whip Lessons (do I HAFTA braid this whip again, Nan? Don't you have a spare?! At least I know what to buy you for Christmas) and I think that Deb U needs a drama club (to re-create every show Mikey has ever done, starring him in every lead. Called the Deb U Players. And no, that title refers little to performers.) Sports teams you wish to join: Soccer (another way to utilize my spiked Deb shoes) and CHEERLEADING! (another way to utilize my short Deb skirts.) Drooler or non Drooler: Non-drooler (Although if I drooled, I could get Iolaus to teach me just how to use the back of my hand as a napkin.) Hero of choice: Well, call me stupid, but doesn't being an IOLAUSIAN warrant a pretty definite response? :-O We'd better select a new group name. It's just too vague. Extra curricular actives of choice: Hoppin' in the mud, shooting my bows and arrows at Letterman while wearing those classic leather handgrips, horseback riding with a Hunter using ONE horse, and whipping those who overstay their welcome in the hot tubs while Iolaus is waiting a turn. Current level of training: Debaucherette Novice (do I get free tuition for being the very first Deb Trainee of all? I'm gonna go down in Forum history! I'm gonna be IMMORTAL!) LEVEL 6 ************ NAME: GrayMare Amazon or Hunter: Amazon Courses you wish to undertake: -History of Spam 101 - How to get Herk...away from your sister Amazons - 101 uses for Spam, cheese and Marmite without actually eating them - Amazon etiquette (just to start out with :-D ) Sports teams you wish to join: can we have a mud wrestling team? That and Volleyball please. Drooler or non Drooler: Definitely DROOLER! Hero of choice: The Big Guy himself! Extra curricular activites of choice: I Also don't want to to there.. <ROTFLOL>..I'll leave that to your great immaginations ;D CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: 3 ********************************************************* NAME: Amalthea AMAZON or HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: 1. Bawdy Ballads 101; Prof.- Owlharp 2. Hoolie-gan-ism 101; Prof.- Ms. Moo 3. How to get Herk, Iolaus or Ares away...; Prof. - (TBD?) --Lecture 4. How to tell Iolaus from His Cousin; Prof. - Ceallach (I'm still working full-time and feel I should just stick with four classes right now.) SPORTS YOU WISH TO JOIN: If there's a Volleyball team I'm there. DROOLER or NON-DROOLER: Drooler HERO OF CHOICE: IOLAUS!!, Herk and Hephaestus EXTRA-CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Lounging in the Herculean Hot Tubs among other things. I could also help out Coach Riordan with stats. I have five years in as a statistician for football but since I don't see that we have a football team, I'm willing to help out with any other sports (in a VARIETY of ways...<eg>). CURRENT LEVEL of TRAINING: 4 ************************************************************************ Name: Thea~ Amazon or Hunter: Amazon Courses you wish to take: Grape Peeling (did I pass?) Kiwi Appreciation and Culture Classes Bawdy Ballads 101 ?? M&M Sorting ?? Poem Writing Whip lessons novice to expert Sports You Wish To Join: Cheerleading Squad Drooler or Non-Drooler: I don't drool, but I do tend to get light headed whenever I see a buff Greek hero. Hero of Choice: What a choice! I'll take 'em ALL!!! Curent level of training: 3 ********************************************** Name: Mania Amazon or Hunter: Amazonia romanum Courses You Wish To Undertake: 101 Uses For leftover Hoolie food (Master's course; I have past vomitorium experience) and other Domestic Engineering classes such as "Tailoring For Hoards of Extras" and "Procuring Wholesale Black Underwear For Somersaulting Warriors" Sports Teams You Wish To Join: Flag Football (oops ... sorry Iolaus! Coulda sworn your BST was the flag!), Competition Eight Ball (quit leering, girls . . . I'm talkin' billiards with a BIG STICK), and all diversions of the circus and arena. Drooler or Non-drooler: Definitely NON. If you drool in Rome you'll be mistaken for one of our idiot emperors. Hero of choice: Iolaus in a toga. BST optional. Extracurricular Activities: Banquet planning, Spelunking the underworld, Sniping from the back of the room. Current level of training: Depends on who you ask . . .  (Unknown)Level3********************************************************** NAME : Amphalia AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Amazon etiquette, Whip lessons, How to get HerK away......, music course, 101 uses for Spam, cheese........ (I could be assistance here because I've grown up with Spam). SPORTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Basketball (at 5'10" it's expected of you!) DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: DROOLER!! (Ask Kendaa is you need confirmation!) HERO OF CHOICE: No Contest - HERK EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Assisting in the kidnapping of naughty heroes who threaten to cut their luscious locks and then subjecting them to shirt deprivation and hot-tubbing. CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: 3 *************************************************** NAME : Engel AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Kiwi Appreciation & Culture; 101 uses for Spam, etc, w/out actually eating them; Whip lessons; How to get Herk et al away from fellow Amazons...; all music lessons! SPORTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: N/A--I am the asst. coach/team captain of the Rugby Team DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Drooler--most definitely! I am willing to sell copies of my patented drool-bowl to all interested parties!;D HERO OF CHOICE: HERCULES!!!!! (was this question ever in doubt???) EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Dramaturg/Occasional actress for the Deb U Players--when do rehearsals start???;D CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: 4 ****************************************************** NAME : Ayla AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Music (orchestra, band, choral groups; enticing & seductive music & dance lessons); YST Fittings & Removal (and any other Herculean fittings/dressings or styling); Mythology Study groups; FFW Storytelling/writing Tech. & Poem Writing; SPORTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Softball; Vollyball; Wrestling; DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Don't drool much, but once in awhile when I get in a little trance... HERO OF CHOICE: HerK! HerK! HerK! HerK!!!!! EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Can we have a Color Guard? It helps with Fighting/Hoolie skills!; Relaxing in the Imperial Hot Tubs; Belly Dancing Club; Horseback riding club; CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 3 ************************************************** NAME : Lady Pegasus AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon!!  COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE:Hoolie-gan-isms, How to get Herk, Iolaus, Ares etc away from Amazon sisters, 101 uses for leftover Hoolie food, Conspiracy 101 SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN:Cheerleading squad DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Drooler HERO OF CHOICE: Herk EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Mud fights, cat fights, crafts, avoiding Falafel CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 3 *************************************************************** NAME : Lorien AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Hoolieganism, Whip training, Conspiracy 101, & How to get Herk/Iolaus/Ares away from your sister amazons SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Basketball and Archery! DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Drooler HERO OF CHOICE: Iolaus EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: belly dancing, training the dogs to guard Iolaus so I can have him to myself! CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: 4 **************************************************************** NAME: Enchantress AMAZON or HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Hoolie Behavioral Science , Sassback 101 , Tauntology, Hoolie-gan-ism lessons 101 to 502 , Amazon etiquette, Whip lessons novice to expert, ***How to get HerK or Iolaus or Ares away from your sister Amazons*** 101 uses for leftover Hoolie food, Conspiracy 101" , Kiwi Appreciation and Culture classes, FFW storytelling techniques, How to torture your friends with Puns SPRTS TEAM: Cheerleading squad DROOLER or NON-DROOLER: DROOLER (who could blame me?) HERO OF CHOICE: HERCULES!! EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Whatever our hero wants - uhhh maybe I should rephrase that <eg> CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 3 ***************************************************************** NAME : Princess Hesione, Queen of the Forum Bloopers, Captain of the Cheerleading Squad AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon to the tee COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Music (orchestra, band, choral groups; enticing & seductive, music & dance lessons); YST Fittings & Removal (and any other Herculean fittings/dressings or styling); How to entice HerK away from fellow Amazons; Mythology Study groups; FFW Storytelling/writing Tech. & Poem Writing; SPORTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Vollyball; Wrestling; DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Need to see my bucket? HERO OF CHOICE: HerK! HerK! HerK! HERK!!!!! EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Relaxing in the Imperial Hot Tubs; Belly Dancing Club; Horseback riding club; CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 4 ********************************************************************** NAME : Ayondra, the 'Lil Amazon AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon!!!!!! Hiyyyy-YAH!!!!!!!! COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Let's see...well, I definetley need those Hoolie-gan-ism lessons, and I could use the "How to get Iolaus away from your sisters" class as well. Oh, put me in the "How to torture your friends with Puns" class, too..although my friends swear I already majored in that class...I forgot! I think I'd enjoy sitting in on the "FFW storytelling techniques", too. SPORTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Go ahead and put me down for soccer. I'm glad Xena lent me her metal breastplates--they're really going to come in handy! DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Non drooler: I'm saving all my saliva for Iolaus' purple berry-covered body.. :: OW!:: You didn't have to whip me, Hebea! HERO OF CHOICE: Blonde. Short. Usually seen in purple vest. Travels with tall demi-god. Am I giving too many clues away??? EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Oh, the belly dancing club is a must. CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Ok, ok. We all know I'm lower than pond scum. You don't have to shout "Debaucherette-in-Waiting". I shudder to think about the training I will have to endure.. Level 3 ************************************************************************ NAME : Landon AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: ALL SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: ALL DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: DROOLER HERO OF CHOICE: HERCULES EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: ALL CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: LEVEL 3 ************************************************************************ NAME : Ciarra AMAZON OR HUNTER: 100% Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE:All, but would like my emphasis to be in How to get HerK away.....; and Things to make with Belly Button Lint. SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Mud wrestling, especially if HerK himself is a guest wrestler! DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER:My fiance says drooler, I say non. Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a drooler! HERO OF CHOICE:The Leathered One!! <deep sigh> EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES:Cheerleading and Belly Dancing, as long as I get a cute skirt! CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING:Level 3 ********************************************************** NAME: Fauna AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazpon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: I guess I'd better start with the etiquette, and I think I'll do very well in Sassing back. SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: I too would like volleyball if a team is put together. Otherwise I'm not into spectator sports <WG>!!! DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: I live alone, I can drool all I want. HERO OF CHOICE: There's no choice, HercK EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: I don't think I should go there. After all I am single. CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: 1, but since I made it through grad school I think I have some advanced cognitive skills, and I'm sure I could sort M&Ms. I'll do almost anything to get out of the kitchen. Test away, if you want. Level 3 ******************************************************************* NAME : Lizette AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE:any and all SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Mud wrestling (of course - especially if it's with the big guy) DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Absolutely drooler HERO OF CHOICE: Herk EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: anything to do with Herc CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 3 ****************************************************************** *********Who is this PLEASE???**************** AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: all SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Mud wrestling and Soccer DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Absolutely drooler but working on stopping HERO OF CHOICE: Herk/Kevin EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: anything to do with Herc/Kevin CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 2 however I am willing and able to learn it all. ************************************************************ NAME : Randar/Tom AMAZON OR HUNTER: Hunter, Wayward Xenite COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Whoo-boy! There's so many I want to take!! Here's a few to start: -lascivious lullabies -enticing and seductive melodies for enticcing -care and feeding of G-strings -whip lessons- expert SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: The Mud Wrestling team DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Niagra Falls, baby! HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Iolaus & Aphrodite EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: of course the Belly Dancing club! CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 3 ************************************************************ NAME : axman AMAZON OR HUNTER: hunter COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: History Hoolies Behavioral Science Bawdie Ballads Old Hunters Tricks - whenever Iolaus starts teaching them SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: basketball DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: non HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Autolycus EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: horseback riding CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 3 *********************************************************** NAME: Heraclid AMAZON OR HUNTER: Hunter COURES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Hellenistic Sculpture 101: Sculpting the Greek Female Nude (with live models, of course); Women in History 103: The Xena Scrolls; Art Appreciation 106: Applying and Removing Diaphanous Fabrics SPORTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Co-ed Greco-Roman wrestling team (particularly if any of my favorite heroines are on the team); fencing team DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: I don't do much drooling, just alot of staring HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Let's make that "Heroine of Choice"-- gee, it's so hard to pick just one, so I won't! I choose Flaxen, Nemesis, Callisto, Xena, Gabrielle, Rheana... EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: I would like to start a DebU swimsuit issue, featuring Kirin,Nemesis, and other spectacular Herc bods in really skimpy togas; and I get to be chief photographer! I would also like to be the keeper of Xena's breastplate armor! CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: None, I can't be a debaucherette. Now a debauchee, on the other hand... LEVEL 3**************************************************************** NAME : Cleya Moonsong AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Is there one on how to keep you Sister Amazons from taking Iolaus etc. from you? Also "The proper method for shoving miscreants through the harpstrings so that they come out in long, thin, unbroken slices. "Hooli-gan-isms 101" "Amazon Etiquette" SPORTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Is there a massage-oil wrestling team? I guess I'll settle for mud-wrestling. DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Definitely a non-drooler. At least I would never let Iolaus or Cupid see me doing it! HERO OF CHOICE: Cupid and Iolaus EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Belly-dancing club, and... well, I could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you. CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: One, uno, a haon Will do ANYTHING <EG> to get out of the kitchen! LEVEL 3 ****************************************************************** NAME :Carriebaby AMAZON OR HUNTER:Amazon in a leather skirt with brass & lapus breastplating COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Hoolie-gan-ism 101, Amazon etiquette How to get HerK away my Amazon sisters,History of Spam 101 SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN:Seeking to be Assistant Masseuse For any attending Board Members,Mud Wrestling w/Hunters, Volleyball DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: My carpet has puddle stains HERO OF CHOICE:HerK!!!!!!! EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES:Horseback Riding Club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING:Level 3 D.I.W. although I humbly aspire to create jars & jars of yellow M&M's ****************************************************************** NAME : Ilaya AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Music course, Amazon etiquette, Whip lessons novice to expert How to get HerK or Iolaus or Ares away from your sister Amazons "guest speakers will be invited" SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Soccer team Mud Wrestling DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Drooler HERO OF CHOICE: Kevin Sorbo EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Belly Dancing club Horseback Riding Club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: 3 *************************************************************** Name: TabuMinstrel Amazon Courses: Whip lessons, Music (enticing and seductive...uh huh) Hoolie-gan-ism lessons 101, FFW Storytelling and Poetry! Sports: Cheerleading and mudwrestling! D or ND: Definitely non-drooler! Hero: Herc, Herc and Herc! ExtraHURCular -activities: Belly dancing Current level of training: 101 all the way! LEVEL 3 **************************************************************** NAME : Antares AMAZON OR HUNTER: Female (according to an earlier post - Amazons were shall we say flat-chested - that doesn't apply to me) COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Haven't made up my mind yet. SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: non-drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Herk, Iolaus, Hades, Hephastus - give me some time I'll think of a few more. EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: I suppose I'll have to take the entrance exam to figure that one out. LEVEL 3 ********************************************************************* NAME : Galadriel AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: How to get HerK away from..., whip lessons, & Conspiracy 101 SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Mud Wrestling (if its co-ed) DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: HerKules EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Bellydancing & Photography CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING:LEVEL 3 ********************************************************************** Continued in reply/message………….. ******************************************************************* **************************Cut off point*********************** NAME: Galaxie AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Leather Weaving and its Applications 101, Garment Fitting,Hair Flipping,Whip Lessons,How to take HerK away from Amazon sisters,Music,Conspiracy 101 SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN:Cheerleading. What about some relay sports such as the one legged race where you can tie my left leg with Herk's right leg and we run and fall and roll and.... sigh! Never mind. DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Drooler HERO OF CHOICE: H-E-R-C-U-L-E-S!!!!! EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES:Horseback riding,daydreaming CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING:1 but hopefully not for long. I hear that Salmoneus is selling a grape peeler cheap. LEVEL3 ************************************************************* NAME : Tyche AMAZON OR HUNTER: Most definetly an Amazon! COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: How to Tell Iolaus from his cousin; How to get Herk, Iolaus, Ares, etc away from your sister Amazons (Is there a "How to KEEP your man away from your sisters" course?); Hoolie-gan-ism. SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Whip Usage. <G> DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: DROOLER!!!!! HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: I'm supposed to CHOOSE??!!??!!??!! EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Horseback riding and... umm... er... what does this have to be rated again? CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: 2 **************************************** NAME: Baucis AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Leather Weaving and its Applications 101, Hair Flipping (because I have long blond hair), Whip Lessons, How to take HerK away from Amazon sisters, and for my last course FFW Storytelling techniques SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Long Distance Running (trying to loose weight & who knows might come in handy),cheerleader. DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Most of the time non but there are times when I do . HERO OF CHOICE: Need you ask H-E-R-C-U-L-E-S----The best thing scene sliced bread (I'll peel grapes for him any time day or night). EXTRA CURRICULAR ACTIVES: Enticing and Seductive Melodies for Enticing and so on and so forth, Daydreaming of you know who, Horseback Riding. CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 2 NOTE: ALREADY KNOWS HOW TO PICK AND PEEL GRAPES AND SORT OUT M&M'S I EVEN PICK OUT THE BROWN ONES FOR HERK'S LEATHER PANTS. **************************************************************** NAME : Koalabear AMAZON OR HUNTER : Hunter COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Using a Chakram 101 (That’s Xena’s round boomerang throwing thing), Proof reading before posting in the Netforums (Damn sometimes I post then go back and even I don’t what I just said), SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Mud Wresting, hopefully one of HerK’s sisters would be my sparing partner. DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Non-Drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Hero: Hercules (If only I looked like Kevin, *Sigh*) Heroin: Defiantly Xena CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 2 um...because I’m very freshman when it comes these forums. ******************************************************** NAME: Tedra AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Whip lessons novice to expert, How to get HerK or Iolaus or Ares away from your sister Amazons, Amazon etiquette', FFW storytelling techniques, and History of Spam 101 SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Volleyball DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Drooler (only if I watch the show by myself) HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Hercules!! EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITES: Horseback Riding Club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: level 2 ********************************************************** NAME :Orlena AMAZON OR HUNTER:Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE:Whip Lessons, Music, 101 uses for spam, cheese, and Marmite without actually eating them, and Poetry or How to torture your friends with Puns SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN:Fencing team, Mud wrestling, Herculean Flip team DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE:Hercules EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Belly dancing, Horse back riding club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING:Level 1 ***************************************************************** NAME: Keleos AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: --Bawdy Ballads --Hooli-gan-ism 101 --Whip lessons (intermediate, if you pleasse. I do have SOME prior experience here.) --Poetry or how to torture your friends wiith Puns --How to tell if the object of your desiree is wearing briefs or boxers __Heroic Art SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Track team. (Gotta build up those leg muscles and endurance, if I'm gonna have any hope of outdistancing my Amazon sisters running for HerK.) DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Discreet drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Do I have to pick? Leather is definitely a scale-tipper for HerK. But then again, Ares wears black leather. And Iolaus has such beautiful blue eyes. Oh, and Hades looks pretty good for being that pale. And Hephestos, what arms! Iphicles definitely reminds me of Ares (<G>). And Autolycus, so suave and debonair. And...um...do I have to pick? EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Belly Dancing Club, Jello Dyeing Association, Devious Debs Club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING:Level 3 ******************************************************************** NAME -KhanMan AMAZON OR HUNTER:hunter COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: all classes SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Soccer team- "Vanillarines" and Mud Wrestling-Coach-Hebea DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER:drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE:herc EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: color guard CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 2 *************************************************** NAME :AriannaGold AMAZON OR HUNTER: Hunter of the Amazon Gold COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: lascivious lullabies, no wait! who needs lullabies they go to sleep afterwards and we have all he enery! also amazon etiquette it never hurts to have some tutoring.More martial arts, for discipline and confidence. and Conspiracy 101. and the whip lessons to top it off. SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Basketball team the BST hoopers and the Herkulean Flip team. DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Drool a tad and foam just a little HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE:The Man himself Herk EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Horseback Riding while upside down holding a lit torch in one hand and a sword in another singing rudolph the read nose reindeer backwards CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: 2 *************************************************************** NAME: Hippolya AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon (unless flat chested thingy is true then er.....uhh....a problem) CLASSES YOU WISH TO TAKE:Amazon Etiquette,Sassback 101, How to get Herk, Etc. away from amazon sisters, Conspiracy 101, Using a Chakram, Martial Arts , Tauntology, Hoolie-gan-ism 101 SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Fencing ( Maybe I can learn to use my sword without cutting Myself <BG> DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: I cannot tell a lie.....Big Time Drooler! HERO OR HEROINE: Herk, Iolaus, Ares,Haphestus, Hades,ETC. EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Horseback Riding, Daydreaming, singing CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 2 **************************************************************** Name:Kitkat 1.amazon 2.cours-martial arts,belly button lint,and how to torture your frineds with puns-nenaea 3.sports-soccor and v-ball 4.Drooler(really it depends on how many clothes Kevin is wearing 5.hercules6.extracurricular activies- Tring not to kill my family while Xena and Hercules is on. Level: 2 ******************************************************************* Name: Manto, Lady Patience Amazon Courses: Enticing...melodies,The History of Spam , Things to Make from Belly Button Lint ,How to get HerK....away from Amazon sisters (Don't even think about telling me this course is gettng full) , Conspiracy 101, Proof Reading... Sports: Mud wrestling--a definite. Can't wait to slip & slide all over HerK , Volleyball HerK Flip Team wannabe---my hair is IDENTICAL to HerK's! ---same color, style, etc. and it's Naturally like that. Drooler or non: Definitely a DROOLER. Almost drowning in it. Thank goodness I took swim lessons at the last U I attended. Hero: Hercules, beyond a shadow of a doubt. OBBWKS & IDNOPT Activites: Well, I do like a nice roll in the...oops. You mean for school. Ok. How about Daydreaming, People Watching, Relaxing in the HerK hot tub, Belly Dancing Club. Current level: 3 **************************************************************** NAME :Cyrene AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE:Whip Lessons, Kiwi appreciation, Hoolie-gan-ism SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN:Mud Wrestling, volleyball what no baseball team DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER:definate drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE:HerK EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES:Soon to be new mom (is there time for any thing else) CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING:Lowly level 2 ******************************************************************* NAME: jaclynn AMAZON or HUNTER: amazon COURSE YOU WISH TO TAKE: bawdy ballads, hoolie-gan-ism 101, whip lessons, conspiracy 101, 101 uses for spam, amazon etiquette SPORTS TEAMS: Mudd wrestling, co-ed Greco-Roman wrestling, volleyball DROOLER RO NON-DROLLER: Need a bib! HEROS: I could never choose! EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: <censored>, hot tub soaking, belly dancing, compiling REALLY naughty jokes CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: 2 (IBTH, IBTH, IBTH,etc...) ********************************************************* NAME: Sheherazade AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon (I've actually been called that here at the Hall) COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE:lascivious lullabies; enticing and seductive melodies for...;How to get HerK away from...;101 uses for lefovers;FFW Storytelling;Poetry;Proof reading... SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Fencing team,of course! Mud wrestling sounds fun, too...I hear it's good for the skin;) DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Get out the mops and buckets, folks... HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: In this universe, HerK EXTRACIRRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Belly Dancing Club (Like you had to ask ), Horseback riding Club, Photography Club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Like Mania said, depends on who you ask... But this is my first semester HERE... Level 2 **************************************************************** NAME : Calee AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Hoolie-gan-ism 101 (I need to learn the proper way to throw this stuff!!), Amazon Etiquette, Whip Lessons (Novice) (oh the things that can be done with a whip <eg>, 101 uses for leftover Hoolie food (Waste not, want not!!) Conspiracy 101 (This one sounds FUN FUN FUN!!), Proof reading before posting in the NetForums (I REALLY need this one!!) SPORTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Mud Wrestling and Vollyball Team DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: uummmm...ssshhhhhh...dont tell anyone but I do drool occasionally, so I guess I am a DROOLER..remember...ssshhhhhhh!! HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Do I have to choose???????????? EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: I have been sworn to secrecy so I cant tell!! CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING:2 ***************************************************************** NAME : Melia AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: All of them. SPORTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Mud Wrestling. I hear mud is good for your skin. DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Drooler, absolutely! HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Hercules EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Girl Scout Leader, Boy Scout Leader, Lusting for HerK CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Since I'm just signing up, Level 2 ************************************************************** Froggy 1. Amazon 2.Please enroll me in the following: Music, Conspiracy 101---what do I need for this Cathbad How to get Fave away from Amazon sisters , Hoolie-gan-ism 3. V-ball , fencing 4. Drooler (although I hate to admit it in public 5. Hercules or Ares--I'm not that picky! 6. Underwater Recon (I have experience) dessert sampler 7. Level 2 ********************************************************** NAME : Pinkus AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Whipology; How to get HerK, Iolaus, or Ares away; Uses for belly button lint; Using a chakram; Music; and any classes that have to do with tight, black leather SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Soccer, basketball; Is there a football team? If not, can I start one? I don't care if I'm the only one on it. DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Non-drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Is there a limit? Iolaus, Hades, Ares, Hephaestus, Autolycus, etc. EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Horseback Riding Club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: How much kissing up must I do to start at level two? ******LEVEL 2 ************************************************************ Name: WitchWoman Amazon or Hunter: Amazon (with healer training) Courses you wish to undertake: Whip lessons-expert level; History of Spam 101 (spam, spam, spam, spam....sorry, I digress); Conspiracy 101; Poetry or How to torture your friends with puns, Using a Chakrum 101. Sports teams you wish to join: Fencing team (hello, my name is Inigo... never mind...); mud wrestling Drooler/Non-drooler: Don't drool, but do gasp Hero/Heroine of Choice: Gimme the king of thieves!....NOW!!!! Extracurricular Activities: Can I go into that in a area where the young and stupid are known to frequent? Current level of training: 3 (after all...I kept all the green M&M's from level 2....<VBEG>) ********LEVEL 2 ********************************************************** NAME: Tyrus Amazon or Hunter: Amazon Courses you wish to take:Heroic Art (Definately with live models!) Sports Teams you wish to join:Mud Wrestling if it's CO-ED Drooler or Non-Drooler:Non-Drooler...but then, I haven't seen Kevin in person..... Hero of Choice: Hercules & Ares Extra Curricular Activities: Giving my heros a full body massage... and daydreaming about giving my heros a full body massage... Current Level of training: OH NO! I'm a newbie again! Leve2 ****************************************************************** NAME :Calico AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Heroic Art, Whips & Staffs SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN:Volleyball/ Soccer DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER:Both HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Hercules EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES:Horseback/bellydancing/hottubbing CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING:2 ******************************************************************* NAME :AMuse AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: music,whip lessons,bb lint classes, using the chakram,how to get HerK away and photography (to get that close and hold the camera steady, hmmm?) SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN:basketball,I'd love to have Riordon as my coach! HerKulean Flip Team so when(if) my hair grows out, I'll be ready DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER:closet drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Hercules only and forever, FILWK EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES:Belly Dancing Club and Chest Watcher Extrodrinaire?! CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING:2 ******************************************************************* NAME : Nannyboo (Nbas269) AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: How to tell if the object of your desire is wearing briefs or boxers//Things to make from Belly Button Lint// Heroic Art(with LIVE models) SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Mud Wrestling (how about Jell-o wrestling?) DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: 'discreet' drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: HerKules EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Belly Dancing club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 2 ******************************************************************** NAME :Red Kane AMAZON OR HUNTER:Hunter COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE:care and feeding of g-strings(so I'm an underachiever) SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN:greco and mud wrestling team(all my oponents are going to be of the opposite sex right) DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER:non-drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE:who ever I can get EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES:bird watching(I could sit and watch chicks for hours) CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING:lowest level darn it! Level 2 ************************************************************* NAME : Letheia AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE:~Care and feeding of G-strings ~Bawdy ballads ~Amazon etiquette ~Hoolie-gan-ism 101 ~101 Uses for Spam, cheese, & Marmite ~Poetry or how to torture your friends with puns ~Heroic Art ~Whip lessons (Keleos says I HAVE to be a novice :P) SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Mud Wrestling (We get to wrestle HerK and Iolaus, right? <WG>) DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Shhhh....don't tell....drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: HERCULES!!! <pant pant> EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Belly dancing...is there a club for jello-dyers? <g> (Keleos said she'd tutor me.) CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Since I'm just signing up, I suppose I'm level 1. (But I think I should be automatically promoted to level 2 since I drive Keleos nuts when she's using my computer. I read over her shoulder and mumble in her ear while she's trying to post on the Netforum. Drives her CRAZY! That should count as extra credit, shouldn't it?) Level 2 ************************************************************************* NAME : Surabufix (I know it's kinda long and hard to pronounce so you can call me Lisa if you so desire) AMAZON OR HUNTER: AMAZON COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Let's see here, since I'm a musician I'll take all the music courses. (Can I sing solos? I sing really loud, uhmm I mean really good.) Also Amazon etiquette, Whip lessons (sign me up for advanced), conspiracy 101, using a chakram 101, and how to tell if the object of your desire is wearing briefs or boxers. SPORTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Is there a tennis team? Team Masseuse sounds interesting. DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: have been known to HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Ares!! Oh wait he's not really a hero but he's my choice! EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Horseback riding club! Belly dancing club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Well since I'm new I suppose Level 1. I'm a fast learner though! Can I move up yet? Level 2 ******************************************************************** NAME: KRIKET AMAZON OR HUNTER: AMAZON COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: AMAZON ETIQUETTE DROOLER OR NONDROOLER: DROOLER HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: ARES AND HERCULES(WHAT A FAMILY!) SPORTS TEAM YOU WISH TO JOIN: HERKULEAN FLIP TEAM EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITES: KEVIN CHEST ADMIRES CLUB CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: 2 ******************************************************************** NAME : Pyromaniak AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon, to the very core! COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: How to capture the love of a God SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Taming Bad Boys (are whips included?) DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Drooler in desperate need of a bucket! HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Ares...and ONLY ARES!!!! (Well, Herc's cute too!) EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Igniting fires of passion, lusting after the God of War, writing, entertainment trivia, hiking. CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: 2 ************************************************************************ NAME : Shauri AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE:Poetry or How to torture your friends with Puns Whip lessons novice to expert, How to tell if the object of your desire is wearing briefs or boxers SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Herkulean Flip Team (I qualify) DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Hercules EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Horseback Riding Club, already member of Kevin Chest Admirer's Club (OBDOC/TH) CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 2 *********************************************************************** NAME : Thalia AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Hoolie-gan-ism 301, Amazon etiquette, How to get Herk away from sister Amazons, 101 uses for leftover Hoolie food, Heroic Art. SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Cheerleading squad, Volleyball, Herkulean Flip Team (got to let my hair grow to be part of the A Squad). DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: HerK and Hephaestus EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Devious Debs, Kevin Chest Admirer's (if my heart can take it), Hot Tub soaking. CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 2 ********************************************************************* NAME : CherubChild1 AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Amazon etiquette,Whip handling 101, Grape peeling, Tauntology, Proofreading, Conspiracy 101. SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Is there a softball team? I can do that, I think. DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: non-drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: I like EVERYONE, but I'm going to go with Iolaus. EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Devious Debs CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level one - starting to peel grapes NOW ********************************************************************** NAME: Thalassa AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: FFW storytelling, Conspiracy 101, Whip lessons SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Fencing, volleyball DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Non-drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Hades, Ares (I'm a sucker for the gods!) EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Horseback Riding, relaxing and daydreaming. CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 1 ************************************************************************ NAME : Kendaa AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: How to get HerK away from your Amazon sisters Conspiracy 101 Using a Chakram 101 SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: HerKulean Flip Team DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Absolutely, positively a drooler (ask Amphalia) HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: HERKULES!!!!! (Whadya mean, there are others!!!!!) HerK, HerK, he's my man!!!!!!! EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Belly Dancing Devious Debs Club Abducting naughty heroes who tease the Amazons by threatening to cut their luscious locks (see Amphalia's applic). Brib....er, being as helpful as possible to the Chancellors CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 1 *********************************************************************** NAME; Bluetopaz AMAZON/HUNTER: Amazon COURSES: Things to make from Belly Button lint. I think this could tie in quite nicely with my Quantum String Theory studies. Proof Reading Before Posting, Oh, do I need this class, might I suggest a short course in remedial spelling, also? SPTS TEAM: All sports teams need a loyal , devoted group of fans ; put me down as a FAN DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: You'll never know! A lady never drools in public. My grandma told me that HERO/HEROINE: I'll take them all, not greedy, just don't want to appear to show favoritism. EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Devious Debs, All Jello club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 1 ********************************************************************* NAME:Dekar AMAZON OR HUNTER:Hunter COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE:Conspiracy 101, FFW Storytelling Tech., Tauntology SPORTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN:HOCKEY!!!!!(if available),Football DROOLER/NON-DROOLER:Non-drooler I guess HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE:Probably Hercules and Autolycus EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES:Devious Debs Club, The All Jello Club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING:Not sure-probably 1(yep) *********************************************************************** Name: Ambrosia~ Amazon or Hunter: I'll give you two guesses! Courses you wish to take: 1. Chalkram 101 2. Novice whip lessons 3. Etiquette 4. Proof Reading 5. Kiwi appreciating andculture classes. Sports you wish to join: Which ever one needs me. Drooler or non-Drooler: I don't think I'm a Drooler, but if I am it would explain. Hero/Heroine of choice: Xena (I hope I'm not shunned for this *G*). Etracurricular activities: I can do those. Current level of training: Level 1 *********************************************************************** NAME : Prince Tshaman AMAZON OR HUNTER: Hunter COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Whip lessons novice to expert & Conspiracy 101 SPORTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: (none right now) DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Non-Drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: i have two - Iolaus and Gabrielle EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Horseback Riding Club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 1 ********************************************************************** NAME : CelticFire AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: How to unzip leather pants in less than 10 seconds, Best ways to tie your lover (Iolaus - of course) to your four poster bed, SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Sparring with sidekicks (male only) DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: The wetter the better HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Iolaus (surprise?) EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: lusting after male sidekicks wearing speedos, dancing with pinnipeds, writing, jogging CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: 1 - I'm a newbie ************************************************************************ NAME : Token AMAZON OR HUNTER: All Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Here we go: -FFW storytelling techniquies -Poetry or hhow to torture your friends with Puns -Proof reading before posting in the NetFoorum -How to get Iolaus wawy from your sister Amazons (this will come in handy) -How to tell Iolaus from his cousin - I hope I'm not too young for this one <BG> SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Fencing and Mud wreastling Teams please. They sound fun! <G> DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Of course I'm a DROOLER! HERO OF CHOICE: Iolaus! EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: -Belly Dancing Club -All Jello Club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Unfortunately only level 1. I don't want to get to level 2 coz I'm very impatient so sorting M'M's would drive me MAD! ********************************************************************* NAME: CSappé or if you prefer a Greek name: Nyx AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon in the true sense, clocking in at 180cm, just shy of 6' for non metric humans. COURSES YOU WISH TO JOIN: Enticing and seductive melodies, Amazon etiquetté, and Poetry or How to torture your friends with Puns-Nanaea. I could teach Heroic Art as I hold a valid and in use Art Education degree! SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Soccer (Fussball for me!), Fencing, what? no Rowing! DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Non-Drooler, although there have been a couple of scenes where my mouth has definitely gone slack. HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Hercules EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Photography Club and Horseback Riding Club (English sattel please!) I love Marmite! Can we lovers have a club? CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 1 Deb-in-Waiting, what do you expect from someone who has only seen the first 13 episodes, and non of the movies. Until I read it here, I didn't even know they existed! Or should I put myself down as Level 0.5? ************************************************************************** NAME : ForgetMeNot AMAZON COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Amazon Ettiquette, Tauntology ,Hoolie Behavioral Science, Conspiracy 101 SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Mud Wrestling , Herkulean Flip Team NON-DROOLER HERO: Hercules EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Devious Debs Club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 1 Debaucherette-in-Waiting **************************************************************** NAME : skeezix AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: music, Whip lessons, How to get HerK away from your sister Amazons, Conspiracy 101 SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Fencing,football (I'll be on HerKs team, he can be center I'll be quarterback. You know with the helmet and all I bet I just have to "search" for that football, wicked wicked grin) DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Drooler, isn't every Amazon after the Flashing Kevin pic!(unless your mouths so dry from hanging open in total awe) HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: HerK EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: KCAC-Official Chest/Tummy Hair Finger Comber, Devious Debs, KBI work - Sorbo searching on 3 continents CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: level 1, bring on the grapes! **************************************************************** NAME : Zuell MAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: How to tell if the object of your desire is wearing briefs or boxers, Whip lessons, How to get HerK away from your sister Amazons, and FFW storytelling techniques (I need this one...not to creative with words.) SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Mud Wrestling (Thats w/Kevin, ops, I mean HerK right?) Herkulean Flip Team (sounds good to me. What is it?) DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Drooler(that depends on who or where I'm drooling! My pillows always soaked.)<LOL> HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE:Herkie baby of course! EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: KCAC (I haven't joined as of yet) Photography Club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 1 (Really though I should at least be a level 2. I've been peeling grapes for my daughter for years!) ************************************************************************** NAME : YB AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Whip lessons novice to expert Amazon etiquette SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN:Devious Debs Club DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: ??? HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Iolaus EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Fencing team CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: 1 (I think) ************************************************************************** NAME:Inforcer AMAZON OR HUNTER:Amazon to the bone! COURSES TO TAKE:Chakram 101, Getting Ares away from sisters, how to tell if the subject wears boxers or briefs(that should come in handy :-D) SPRTS TO TAKE:volleyball, fencing, Herkulean flip team, mud wrestling! EXTRACURR. TO TAKE:Kevin chest admiring{what a lovely thing to do}, Belly Dancing Club{that should be fun!} DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER:Drooler! HERO OR HEROINE: Ares{he's my hero, anyway!} LEVEL: Sadly, Deb 1. *************************************************************** NAME : Kheata AMAZON COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Whip Lessons; How to get HerK or Iolaus or Ares away from your sister Amazons; Conspiracy 101; How to tell if the object of your desire is wearingbriefs or boxers; Music SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN:Basketball; Volleyball NON-DROOLER HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Ares EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Belly Dancing club; Horseback Riding Club; Photography Club; Devious Debs Club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 1 ***************************************************************** NAME: Tannara AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Amazon ettiquette, Whip lessons, How to get Herk... SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Mud-Wrestling, Volleyball DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Herk & Ares EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Color Guard, Devious Debs CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 1 ************************************************************* NAME : arelia AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Music courses (ANY & ALL!<BG>), Amazon etiquette', Whip lessons(novice), Histroy of Spam 101, How to get Ares away..., Conspiracy 101, 101 uses for Spam,..., FFW storytelling techniques, Poetry or How to torture your friends with Puns, Using a Chakram 101, Proof reading before posting in the Netforums, ...hades, ok, EVERYTHING!!! SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Mud Wrestling, Fencing, Volleyball, & how about starting an Archery team??? DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Non-drooler (but known to drool profusively when Ares is present!) > HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE: Ares (but I'm not picky!) > EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Color Guard, Belly Dancking club, Devious Debs Club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: (ALAS!) Level 1 ********************************************************************* NAME :Calla AMAZON OR HUNTER:Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE:enticing and seductive melodies, whip lessons novice to expert, how to get HerK or Iolaus or Ares away from your sister Amazons, Using a Chakram, How to tell if the object of your desire is wearing briefs or boxers. SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN:Fencing team DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER:Drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE:Hercules EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES:Belly Dancing Club, Kevin's Chest Admirer's Club CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING:Level 1 ************************************************************************ NAME :Chandra AMAZON OR HUNTER:Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Amazon etiquette' Whip lessons novice to expert - How to get HerK or Iolaus or Ares away from your sister Amazons Conspiracy 101" 101 uses for Spam, cheese and Marmite without actually eating them -Kiwi Appreciation and Culture classes-FFW storytelling techniques- Using a Chakram 101-"X"Proof reading before posting in the Netforums- How to tell if the object of your desire is wearing briefs or boxers- How to Politely Avoid Eating Any*thing* offered to you by Falafel"- SPRTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Mud Wrestling-Coach-Fencing team Herkulean Flip Team DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER:Drooler HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE:Hercules EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Devious Debs Club, Kevin Chest Admirer's Club- The All Jello Club(everything about jello…) CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: Level 1 ************************************************************************* NAME : Neaner AMAZON OR HUNTER: Amazon COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE: Amazon Etiquette, Whipology,Music, Tauntology, Hoolie-gan-isms 101.( boy do I need help!) SPORTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN: Fencing and mud wrestling DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER: Definite Drooler...to the point of leaving puddles- but I do supply my own towels! HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE:Iolaus/ Hephaestus/ Hercules EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES:Horseback riding ( does this include Bareback???),KCAC, Photography,(of KC!!) CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING: 1, but will do almost anything to be promoted. ************************************************************************* Disclaimer: If your trying to figure out this post...don't...you'll just get a headache. Its nonsense...really...we don't actually teach these things. Nope...not us. Just for fun...trust me! If you want an explanation for this post.....I can't think of one... If you want to join........just reply and fill out the form! |
