This one time, at Big Splash, it was like, 87 degrees below zero and this guy said, "Oh my garsh, I think I'm gonna go to big Splash, since there isn't any water in the pools!"
So he ran into the park, and got up on the high dive, and jumped off into the pool as fast as he could. He landed at the bottom and broke his head open, and all his blood fell out.
Then someone said, "Oh my garsh, I'm gonna do that too!" So he ran and jumped in too.
Blood isn't easy to swim in so that person drowned and filed the pool up with a little more blood. Then a whole bunch of people ran over and joined the swimming because they didn't know that you couldn't swim in blood.
The pool soon overflowed with blood, because everyone drowned, but one person managed to get out of the blood and he was like, "Oh cool, that rocked!" So he did it again and drowned.
And about seven years later, the whole world was drowned in this one pool at Big Splash. There was this one person, though, who refused to jump. He started to drain the blood, but while he was doing so, he fell in and died.
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