Zell's Bathtub
The everyday phenomenon of taking a bath is often taking for granted. This is the special compilation of such tales about taking an everyday normal bath. In these tales, people are exposed in their very worst when taking a bath...
FalconIce
and Kasa no Miko Productions proudly presents...
BATHTUB TALES: Series No. 2
ZELL’S
BATHTUB
Irvine: Hoooo...boy! That was one heck of a workout! I'm beat...
Zell: I feel as if my legs are gonna fall apart right now!( does exactly just that...topples to the ground in exhaustion)
Irvine:* sweatdrop* I didn't know you were serious...but I guess I was wrong.( helps Zell up)
Zell:( wobbles in Irvine's grasp) Those level 100 Hexadragons are killers...God! I feel wrecked!
Irvine:( looks worriedly at the very beat up Zell) Maybe you should take a bath...it always seems to refresh me...
Zell:( brightens up) That's a really good idea Irv!
Irvine:*nerve* How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that!?!
Zell: Awwww...but it sounds so cute...*grin*
Irvine:*twitch* Zell....just take a bath...okay? I'll get myself one too...
Zell:(zips down the corridor without another word leaving a very annoyed Irvine sighing in exasperation) !!!!
Irvine:( smacks his forehead in irritation) And I thought he was exhausted...Guess not.
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Choco: Wark?Wa~~rk...wark wark...w~~ark?( Bath? But Chocobos don't take baths...it makes our feathers stink! I really have to?)
Zell: Choco...I don't know how I really understand you ...but yes! It's gonna be fun...Really!
Choco:Wark! wark....w~~~~ark...( WHAT? Oh....okay...if you say so....)
~~~~~~~outside in the dormitory halls~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Girl who is faceless and wears a pigtail: Oh...Zell....you are the dreamiest guy....*sparkle*...Oh...you are so hot....*sigh*
Quistis:Hey! GWFWP! You over there!
GWFWP: Me?? Are you calling me instructor Trepe?
Quistis: Have you seen Zell? I need to talk to him right now!
Edea: What's with all this commotion?
GWFWP:Oh...Mrs. Kramer...Quistis here just wanted to know where Zell was that's all!
Edea:( thinks then snaps her fingers) Yes...he just came in with Irvine...I think he was going to his room for a rest or something....he took that Chicobo...
GWFWP: Chicobo?
Quistis: Oh...that's the little chocobo that trailed after us...we kinda forgot about it...It must've gone with Zell I guess...But no matter, Cid wants to see him now!
Edea: Cid?
Quistis: *nods* He said that the kid desreved a promotion for getting rid of that Hexadragon problem near Esthar...
Edea: Better head for his room then...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~at Zell's bathroom~~~~~~~~~~~
Choco: WARK WARK WARK!!!!!!!!( NOOOOOOOOO00000oooooooo!!!!!!!)
Zell: It isn't that bad okay?!?( shoves Choco to the huge pristine light-blue bathtub that Zell just bought especially for this occasion)
Choco: WARK!!!!WARK!!!!( NOOOOOOO0000000ooooooo!!!!!!)
SPLASH!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In the dormitory hallways~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Edea: What in Odin's name was that?
GWFWP: My Zell's in trouble...ohhhhh noooooo!( runs straight for Zell's room)
Wark!!! Splash! Thump! Crash...OW!...HEY!...WARK!!!!!Thump.....splash!!!
Quistis: What the hell???
Edea:(running somewhat breathlessly after GWFWP) Is that a chocobo I hear?
Quistis:(running beside Edea) It's been a year since we've first found the chico...it's grown to maturity already....maybe it's still wild?
Edea: My Odin!!! Do you think it's chocobockling Zell?!?
Quistis: It's possible...
GWFWP: My poor poor Zellykins....How dare that bundle of feathers hit my wunderfwul liddle bundle of hot sex appeal?!?
Edea and Quistis look at each other and promptly sweatdropped....GWFWP slams Zell's door in and trudges off to Zell's bathroom door....yanks that one out too. Revealing a very naked and very in the middle of a water fight with Choco,Zell.He was currently grinning somewhat sheepishly.
Zell:(blushes bright red then grabs Choco's wing and tries to hide behind it) Ladies????
Edea, Quistis and especially GWFWP turns a tad more red than Zell...they lower their heads down except for Mrs. Kramer who arches an eyebrow at the naked boy in front of her.
Edea: Zell Dincht, what are you doing in the bathroom with a CHOCOBO?!?
Zell:(Blushes deeper) Playing?!?
The End~~?
Authors' notes: So? Whaddya think? I ain't that good with humor and this is my first try at it...so I need reviews okay!!! If you got any bathtub tales of your own or any you'd like
us to write...e-mail us at Falcon_Ice@chichiri.zzn.com
or shards_of_dewprism@yahoo.com
^_^ JA NE!