A Birthday Fic
by FalconIce (falcon_ice@chichiri.zzn.com)

FalconIce: Ohayo minna-san! This here is the Birthday fic of KnM, aka Kasa no Miko!

Knm:@.@ What?

FalconIce: I know you're confused, not comprehending, and not at all understanding...right?*smile*

Knm:-_-;; Of course I'm confused, not comprehending, and not at all understanding...Look at the ambience! Its all swirls and dull colors!

FalconIce:*sniff*(bites hanky) I like dull colored swirls...

KnM:>_< Fine! Just get on with it!

FalconIce: OKAY! Here we go!( takes out Zantima and proceeds to twirl it around like a magical wand)

Knm:*sweatdrop* (runs for cover, away from sword-swinging maniac)

FalconIce: (stops suddenly, looks around and says...) I think...the peaches are getting warm...

KnM: (keels over) What?!?

FI: Oh...*sweatdrop* I mean...sorry....Well...um...LAGUNA....APPEAR!

Laguna: Eh? Whatsahellisthiseplace?(spots girls) AAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!! Echiihentaigirlswhocomeoutofnowheretotormentmeineverywaybydestroyingmypeacefulbathtime!!!!!!

FI and KnM:@.@!!! What did he say?

Laguna:*glare*(kawaiily) You're the fanfic authors who keep messing with my bathtub!!!!!(jumps up and down in frustration)

Knm:(runs and glomps Laguna)YOU ARE SO KAWAII!!!!!

Laguna:?????

FI: Hey! There's Zell!

Zell: Huh?

FI: How are the hotdogs?

Zell:*beams* Just fine and dandy! (munches on some he had)

FI:-_-;; Yeesh...Anyway....(someone taps her on shoulder)???

Cyrus: Hello! Koorime!!!

Fi: AAAIIIEEEEE!!!!! What are you doing here?0.0!?

Cyrus: KnM invited us over...^_^!

Fi: Zaky's gotta be here, right?

Zaknafein:Hn. Where's the food?

Knm: ZAKY-SAMA!!!!(glomps leg and Zak keels over leaving an ignored Laguna who is now persuading Zell to play a game of charades with him)

Zaknafein:@.@????

FI: Having a good time yet?

Knm: (nods enthusiaisticly) Uhuh!

Cyrus: So Koorime, what's on the party list tonight?

FI: *beams* More Bishonen! Not to mention, cute kawaii moomba hybrid chocobos!

Chocobo:??? wark???wark, wark wark w~~~~aarrrrkkkk?

Fi: Yes. yes....the gyshal greens are thataway....(points in some general direction)

Chocobo:WARK!!!!W~~~~ARK!!*stomps angrily*

Fi: You're not cheap...yes,yes, the sylkis greens are thataway too...(points again to some vauge direction)

Chocobo:*shrug* Wark!(walks to some vague and general direction....)

Cloud:Huh? Where this?(looks around cluelessly)

Knm: WAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(clings to Cloud's leg)

Zaknafein:*confused* Ah well...that was kind of getting fun...but the kid beat me in the cuteness department....Might as well get some chow...(walks to buffet table) What's with all the peach dishes?

FI: Sorry, KnM. That's all the time we got....Have a happy birthday!!!!

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