FalconIce: Ohayo minna-san! This here is the Birthday fic of KnM, aka Kasa no Miko!
Knm:@.@ What?
FalconIce: I know you're confused, not comprehending, and not at all understanding...right?*smile*
Knm:-_-;; Of course I'm confused, not comprehending, and not at all understanding...Look at the ambience! Its all swirls and dull colors!
FalconIce:*sniff*(bites hanky) I like dull colored swirls...
KnM:>_< Fine! Just get on with it!
FalconIce: OKAY! Here we go!( takes out Zantima and proceeds to twirl it around like a magical wand)
Knm:*sweatdrop* (runs for cover, away from sword-swinging maniac)
FalconIce: (stops suddenly, looks around and says...) I think...the peaches are getting warm...
KnM: (keels over) What?!?
FI: Oh...*sweatdrop* I mean...sorry....Well...um...LAGUNA....APPEAR!
Laguna: Eh? Whatsahellisthiseplace?(spots girls) AAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!! Echiihentaigirlswhocomeoutofnowheretotormentmeineverywaybydestroyingmypeacefulbathtime!!!!!!
FI and KnM:@.@!!! What did he say?
Laguna:*glare*(kawaiily) You're the fanfic authors who keep messing with my bathtub!!!!!(jumps up and down in frustration)
Knm:(runs and glomps Laguna)YOU ARE SO KAWAII!!!!!
Laguna:?????
FI: Hey! There's Zell!
Zell: Huh?
FI: How are the hotdogs?
Zell:*beams* Just fine and dandy! (munches on some he had)
FI:-_-;; Yeesh...Anyway....(someone taps her on shoulder)???
Cyrus: Hello! Koorime!!!
Fi: AAAIIIEEEEE!!!!! What are you doing here?0.0!?
Cyrus: KnM invited us over...^_^!
Fi: Zaky's gotta be here, right?
Zaknafein:Hn. Where's the food?
Knm: ZAKY-SAMA!!!!(glomps leg and Zak keels over leaving an ignored Laguna who is now persuading Zell to play a game of charades with him)
Zaknafein:@.@????
FI: Having a good time yet?
Knm: (nods enthusiaisticly) Uhuh!
Cyrus: So Koorime, what's on the party list tonight?
FI: *beams* More Bishonen! Not to mention, cute kawaii moomba hybrid chocobos!
Chocobo:??? wark???wark, wark wark w~~~~aarrrrkkkk?
Fi: Yes. yes....the gyshal greens are thataway....(points in some general direction)
Chocobo:WARK!!!!W~~~~ARK!!*stomps angrily*
Fi: You're not cheap...yes,yes, the sylkis greens are thataway too...(points again to some vauge direction)
Chocobo:*shrug* Wark!(walks to some vague and general direction....)
Cloud:Huh? Where this?(looks around cluelessly)
Knm: WAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(clings to Cloud's leg)
Zaknafein:*confused* Ah well...that was kind of getting fun...but the kid beat me in the cuteness department....Might as well get some chow...(walks to buffet table) What's with all the peach dishes?
FI: Sorry, KnM. That's all the time we got....Have a happy birthday!!!!