--- Not So Long Ago ---


An application was for employment.

A program was a TV show.

A cursor used profanity.

A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age

CD was a bank account

If you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy, you hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage, not something you did to a file.

If you unzipped anything in public, you'd be in jail for a while!

Log on was adding wood to a fire.

Hard drive was a long trip on the road.

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

A backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife.

Paste - you did with glue.

A web was a spider's home.

A virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash, but when it happens, they wish they were dead!