--- The Boyfriend ---


A boy takes his girlfriend out for a date, an decides to walk her home afterwards.
When they get to the girlfriend's house, he leans against the door frame and
looks lovingly into her eyes.

"Hey honey," he says. "Why don't you give me a little blow?"

"What?!?" she says in a shocked voice.

"You know you love that," the boy replies.

"Oh, I just couldn't," she answers.

"Come on," he says. "You know you want to."

"But somebody might see me. The neighbor, my family ....."

"Nobody will see. It will be fun!"

"Oh, don't think I can. It's just too risky."

About that time, the front door opens.
Standing there in his boxers is the girl's younger brother,
with his hair all standing up and rubbing sleep out of his eyes.
"Dad says either you blow him, I do it, or he'll come down and do it himself.
But whatever you do, tell him to take his hand off of the danged intercom!!!!!!!"