*Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
-God

*C'mon over and bring the kids.
-God

*What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
-God

*We need to talk.
-God

*Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
-God

*Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
-God

*That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it.
-God

*I love you and you and you and you and...
-God

*Will the road you're on get you to my place?
-God

*Follow me.
-God

*Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
-God

*My way is the highway.
-God

*Need directions?
-God

*You think it's hot here?
-God

*Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.
-God

*Do you have any idea where you're going?
-God

*Don't make me come down there.
-God