--- Clothing Factory Workers ---


Two workmen at the clothing factory were laid off from work and went to the unemployment office.

When the unemployment guy asked what the first man did for a job,
the first man says, "Panty stitcher. I sews the elastic onto cotton panties."

Looking that job up on his list, the unemployment guy classified him
as unskilled labor and gives him $300 a week in unemployment pay.

"What do you do?" the guy asked the second man.
"Diesel fitter," he replied. The unemployment guy looks that up in his list.
That job was skilled labor, so he awarded him $600 a week.

When the first man found that out, he goes storming back into the unemployment office
to give the jobs clerk a piece of his mind!

"He gets paid twice as much because panty stitching is unskilled labor
and diesel fitter is skilled labor," the guy tells him.

"Skill? Skill? What skill?????" yells the panty stitcher.
"I sews on the elastic and then he puts them on and says, "Yep. Diesel fitter!!!!!"