--- Dieting Tips ---

1) If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

2) If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar,
the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.

3) When you eat with someone else,
calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.

4) Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count,
such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.

5) If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.