--- Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones ---


Two doctors opened an office in a small town
and put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology"

The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign,
so they changed it to: "Hysteria and Posteriors"

This was not acceptable either,
so they changed the sign to: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids"

No go, so they tried: "Catatonics and High Colonics"

Thumbs down again, so they tried: "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives"

Still no good, so they tried: "Minds and Behinds"

Still no go. Nor did these work either:
"Analysis and Anal Cysts"
"Nuts and Buns"
"Freaks and Cheeks"
"Loons and Moons"

So they finally settled on:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones
Odds and Ends"