--- A Pigs Life ---

*If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days,
you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)

*If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

*A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig.)
(How'd they figure this out ..... and why?)

*Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home..... Still can't get over that pig thing)

*Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)

*The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm)

*Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

*The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times if intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of ... ?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)

*Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, ask them?)

*The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the lake?)

*The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)

*A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)

*The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the.... )
(Well, at least pigs get a break there... )

*Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)

*Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, geez, that's almost as bad as catfish)

*An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)

*Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

After reading all these, all I can say is.. Lucky Pigs!