"A man is like a pin -- His head keeps him from getting in too far."



"Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment."



"May you never forget what is worth remembering -- or remember what is best forgotten!!"



"The biggest tumble a man can ever have is to fall over his own bluff."



"What lies behind us, And what lies before us Are tiny matters, Compared to What lies within us."



"The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success."



"The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking, but that he won't let you stop listening!"



"Experience is the one thing you have plenty of when you're too old to get the job."



"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."



"The saints are in the sinners who keep on trying."



"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."



"One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow."



"If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then lets all get wasted together and have the time of our lives!!"