Humor

 

These are random MxS episode caps. The captions are written by me, and they are not real. These are just products of my playful imagination.

Warning : Some of the jokes here are for mature audiences only


Watching Kikyou and Inu Yasha battle

Sango: *leans over to Miroku's ears* Kikyou is sure scary! Is she always like that?

Miroku: It's been 50 years. It's just menopause catching up with her age.


Miroku : Here, Sango. Take this. It's for your own protection.

Sango :Why, thank you for your concern.

*She was about to reach for the beads when the monk held it out of reach*

Miroku: Uh,uh, uh! This sells for ten yen each!


Sango: Aren't the stars pretty, Houshi-sama?

Miroku: *looks at the stars quietly* I see a constellation.

Sango: *thinks excitedly at last, he's starting to feel romantic* What is the shape?

Miroku: *solemnly* a woman's breasts.


Miroku:Bring it out, Inu Yasha. We know you're hiding it behind you!

Inu Yasha: *not "shown" in the pic* But you gotta believe me! I'm not keeping the Alpo!

Sango: Oh Inu Yasha, don't be selfish. Share it with us! We want to taste that too!

for the unenlightened, Alpo™ is a brand of dog food


Sango : Our intimate nearness has made me realize something.

Miroku: R-Really?

Sango : And I would die if I can't say it.

Miroku: Then say it, SAY IT!!!

Sango: Damn it, you're HEAVY! Get off me before you break my ribcage!!!


Sango: *to herself* Am I that dull a conversationalist?


Miroku: *digging on the ground with his bare hands* I know I hid it here somewhere..

Sango: Is it pink, has a garter, and is a piece of cloth forbidden to be touched by the likes of you?

Miroku: Wow, how did you know?

Sango: Kirara's chewing on that new underwear you stole from Kagome.


Miroku: *in a whisper* Sango, there's something in your eyes that makes me want to smile.

Sango: W-What is it?

Miroku:You forgot to wash off Mr.Sandman's souvenier in your eyes.


Miroku: I pray that despite of the unavailability of growth capsules here in our world, may this beautiful but vertically-challenged woman be blessed with a miracle to grow up tall enough for me..er, I mean, men. I am willing to wait until my hair grays.

*his prayer lowers down to a murmur*

Sango: What's with the sudden low volume of your voice?

Miroku: *proudly* You wouldn't understand. I said the prayer in Latin.

Sango: I understand it perfectly. Translated, it means,"Please make available in this world those Viagra capsules Kagome was talking about so I can still @#$% her even if I reach old age."

Miroku: *sighing* You're starting to hurt my feelings.

Sango: The truth always hurts, doesn't it?


Miroku & Sango: Ow? You mean we're actually just characters in Rumiko Takahashi's work? We're not real people?!!

Miroku: No way!

Sango: That's right! We are just as realistic as any human being like Takahashi-san are!

*behind them, Inu Yasha slashes hideous-looking monsters while Kagome started to aim her arrows at another bunch of..hideous-looking monsters*