** Thumbelina **

Apparently, Rumiko Takahashi is fond of fairy tale-like scenes. *lol*

Miroku : I wish for a woman to make love to..I mean with..good clean,love that is.

Sango : Good and clean used by a perverted, lecherous monk like you? Would you like Buddha to disown you?

Miroku : Hey, according to the idiot board I am reading now, my wish is granted! I just need to stand in front of a mini cave and peek into it.

Sango : Hontou? *eyes widen*

Miroku : huh?

Sango : I think you didn't specify what the size of the woman should be.

Miroku : Oh well, a woman is a woman. *prays* Thank you for granting my wish.

Sango : I didn't know you were that desperate. Geez..

Moral Lesson : Always specify what you need. Genies only grant wishes, not read your minds, esp. those that are lecherously evergreen.