SUPPORTING CAST
SEAN PARR
More Affectionately Known As:
Sean the Prawn
Distinguishing Features: No Backbone
Likes: Weeping Willows
Dislikes: Fire-proof suits
RACHEL HICKS
More Affectionately Known As: Oi, Hicks
Distinguishing Features: 'Victim' stamped on forehead
Likes: Very, very bright red lipstick
Dislikes: Shell's drawings
JESSIE DEVLIN
More Affectionately Known As: Dennys' Mum
Distinguishing Features: Thrift-shop clothes
Likes: A fella with a six-pack
Dislikes: Licensing hours
RENEE WILLIAMS
More Affectionately Known As: The Nutter
Distinguishing Features: Iguana Eyes
Likes: Chewing razor blades
Dislikes: Orange juice past its sell-by-date; nuts
TESSA SPALL
More affectionately Known As: Mad
Distinguishing Features: Can look both ways at the same time
Likes: Tap-dancing, hyms
Dislikes: Colonic irrigation
ROBIN DUNSTAN
More affectionately Known As: Bastard
Distinguishing Features: Serial fiance
Likes: Mummy's home cooking
Dislikes: Has gone off heroin lately
BOBBY HOLLAMBY
More affectionately Known As: Bobbybag
Distinguishing Features: Overgrown sideburns
Likes: Braised meatballs
Dislikes: His wife on E
CHARLIE ATKINS
More Affectionately Known As: Dead-End Charlie
Distinguishing Features: Bullet hole in the head
Likes: Slappers
Dislikes: Pizza takeaways
DR NICHOLSON
More Affectionately Known As: Dr No-No
Distinguishing Features: Locked medicine cupboard
Likes: An easy life
Dislikes: Prisoners
MARILYN FENNER
More Affectionately Known As: Marilyn the Martyr
Distinguishing Features: Furrowed Brow
Likes: Crease-free clothes
Dislikes: Anonymous phone calls
PAMELA JOLLY
More affectionately Known As: Podger
Distinguishing Features: Built with a slightly deflated bouncy castle
Likes: Cuddly kittens
Dislikes: Shell in the showers
THE CHAPLAIN
More affectionately Known As: Happy Clappy Chappie
Distinguishing Features: Halo
Likes: Psalm 23
Dislikes: The devil and all his works
THE POTTING SHED
More affectionately Known As: Its Latin name, Grabbus Breastus Primus Locationus
Distinguishing Features: Seen more action than an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie
Likes: Love trysts
Dislikes: Snooping screws