| SUPPORTING CAST |
| SEAN PARR More Affectionately Known As: Sean the Prawn Distinguishing Features: No Backbone Likes: Weeping Willows Dislikes: Fire-proof suits |
| RACHEL HICKS More Affectionately Known As: Oi, Hicks Distinguishing Features: 'Victim' stamped on forehead Likes: Very, very bright red lipstick Dislikes: Shell's drawings |
| JESSIE DEVLIN More Affectionately Known As: Dennys' Mum Distinguishing Features: Thrift-shop clothes Likes: A fella with a six-pack Dislikes: Licensing hours |
| RENEE WILLIAMS More Affectionately Known As: The Nutter Distinguishing Features: Iguana Eyes Likes: Chewing razor blades Dislikes: Orange juice past its sell-by-date; nuts |
| TESSA SPALL More affectionately Known As: Mad Distinguishing Features: Can look both ways at the same time Likes: Tap-dancing, hyms Dislikes: Colonic irrigation |
| ROBIN DUNSTAN More affectionately Known As: Bastard Distinguishing Features: Serial fiance Likes: Mummy's home cooking Dislikes: Has gone off heroin lately |
| BOBBY HOLLAMBY More affectionately Known As: Bobbybag Distinguishing Features: Overgrown sideburns Likes: Braised meatballs Dislikes: His wife on E |
| CHARLIE ATKINS More Affectionately Known As: Dead-End Charlie Distinguishing Features: Bullet hole in the head Likes: Slappers Dislikes: Pizza takeaways |
| DR NICHOLSON More Affectionately Known As: Dr No-No Distinguishing Features: Locked medicine cupboard Likes: An easy life Dislikes: Prisoners |
| MARILYN FENNER More Affectionately Known As: Marilyn the Martyr Distinguishing Features: Furrowed Brow Likes: Crease-free clothes Dislikes: Anonymous phone calls |
| PAMELA JOLLY More affectionately Known As: Podger Distinguishing Features: Built with a slightly deflated bouncy castle Likes: Cuddly kittens Dislikes: Shell in the showers |
| THE CHAPLAIN More affectionately Known As: Happy Clappy Chappie Distinguishing Features: Halo Likes: Psalm 23 Dislikes: The devil and all his works |
| THE POTTING SHED More affectionately Known As: Its Latin name, Grabbus Breastus Primus Locationus Distinguishing Features: Seen more action than an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Likes: Love trysts Dislikes: Snooping screws |