BOB!

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The Diva

Jelly Bean ( Ages 18+)

me? I am a wonderful amazing human being with keen insights and observations. I know the secrets of why women gather in groups to pee. I know why men ogle strippers but really dont want more then to just look at them.. I know the secrets on how to get married under 5 grand and OWN your dress and HIS tux. I know how to CREATE life.. as I have DONE THAT! I am strong, wonderful and proud to be Canadian, and have that wonderful Estrogen pulsing through me! I can go to a bar and get drunk without EVER having to pay for a drink! I can feed a baby with my OWN body! IF THAT doesnt make me GREAT.. what does?

I love to give advice and everyone loves to ignore me until they figure it out that I am right! ( AHEM JENNY!!!!!) I knit, Croquet, I am raising a little boy and I spend most of my time on my favorite pastime taking over the universe.. I Know I know I should set my goals higher.. BUT what is a woman to do? I am BUSY you know.

ahh my friends.. I LIKE them all... My Family i would kill, and DIE for! My Enemies are much more interesting to talk about! but I wont.