Quotes - Funny Quotes
 

The real art of conversion is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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Did you ever notice the Roman numeral for 40? -- XL
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If you think that there is good in everybody, it is most likely that you haven't met everybody.
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The older we get the fewer things seen worth waiting in line for.
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Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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Junk is something you have kept it for years, and threw away only one week before you need it.