Author: Darla
Out of Series: Blood is Thicker than Water
Part: #1
Rating: PG/12 (I don't know. If you watch the show then you're fine to read this)
Disclaimer: All of the stuff belongs to Joss Whedon, mutant enemy (grrr arrrg), WB and Fox, plus all the other companies listed at the end of each episode. Half the names used belong to JK Rowling and I used them cos I like them. If I've missed anybody out them I'm sorry. Please don't sue.
[Blood is Thicker than Water]
Spike walked around the assembled group of Vampires. There had been over 25 of them originally but now the number was down to just 9. "In two weeks we've lost more of our number than in the last decade. We have a serious problem people and if there is a solution I can't bloody find it."
"It's the slayers Spike." A younger Vampire spoke up. "when there was just the one of them it was OK but now there are two we just haven't got a chance!"
"Well done Lucius, you've finally worked out, after eighty years of living, that a slayer plus a slayer equals two slayers which means we're in deep shit! Go and take up sunbathing!"
"I'm sorry."
"Kill them, then they won't be trouble!!" The group laughed but Spike's face didn't even flicker.
"Yeah, no trouble at all until the next one is called. One slayer dies and the next one is called. You can't get rid of them just by killing them cos the next one just comes and she's in a big piss with you because you killed the last one. We need to get rid of them or get them out of the way without killing them Morgaine pet" He turned to the vampiress standing next to him. She had long black hair tied up in a plait that reached well below her waist and she was wearing a saffron top with red leather trousers.
"You occasionally have a half decent idea. What do you think we should do?"
"How about kidnap?"
"Her friends could find her and then she'd know where we were hiding and she'd have a grudge against us."
"Weaken her then, so if her friends do find her she won't be able to escape." Spike smiled."Any objections? Now we just need to work out how to capture her.Is the bronze open tonight?"
"Yeah, it's open but how do we know she'll be there?"
"Lemme see if I got the right slayer here female, single (now the pouf's moved away), and living in Sunnyhell. Where else she gonna be? So people, we Bronzing to night?" He set of toward the door.
"Errrr, Spike?"
"What is it Grainne?"
"Hadn't we better have some sort of plan or something?"
"We'll decide on the way, now you coming or not?