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[B1:8] I, Robot -- You, Jane | ||||||
Miss Calendar: "I know our ways are strange to you, but soon you will join us in the 20th century, with three whole years to spare!" Giles: "Well, I've examined it. You can, uh, uh, skin it." Miss Calendar: "Scan it. Rupert, that's 'scan' it." Giles: "Miss Calendar, I'm sure your computer science class is fascinating. But I happen to believe one can survive in modern society without being enslaved to the idiot box." Miss Calendar: "That's TV. The idiot box is TV. This is the good box." Giles: "Well, I still prefer a good book." Fritz: "The printed page is obsolete. Information isn't bound up anymore. It's an entity. The only reality is virtual. If you're not jacked in, you're not alive." Miss Calendar: "Thank you, Fritz, for making us all sound like crazy people." Miss Calendar: "You know, the last two years, more e-mail was sent than regular mail. More digitized information went across phone lines than conversations." Giles: "That is a fact that I regard with genuine horror." Willow: "Xander, you wanna' stay and help me?" Xander: "You kidding?" Willow: "Yes, it was a joke I made up." Xander: "Willow, I love you, but bye!" Giles: "I'll be back in the middle ages." Miss Calendar: "Did you ever leave?" Buffy: "Okay, you have a secret, and that's not allowed." Willow: "Why not?" Buffy: "'Cause...there's a rule." Buffy: "You are a thing of evil for not telling me this right away." Buffy: "So, you've been seeing a guy, but you don't know what he looks like. Okay, this is a puzzle. No, wait, I'm good at these. Does it involve a midget and a block of ice?" Buffy: "What if you guys get really, really intense, and then you find out he has a hairy back?" Willow: "Well, no, he doesn't talk like somebody who would have a hairy back." Miss Calendar: "Will I be excited?" Fritz: "You'll die." Xander: "Guess who." Willow: "Uh, Xander?" Xander: "Yeah, but keep guessing anyway." Willow: "Xander?" Xander: "Oh, I can't fool you. You see right through my petty charade." Xander: "You're going to be missing out. I'm planning to be witty. I'm going to make fun of all of the people who won't talk to me." Willow: "That's nice. Have a good time!" Buffy: "She certainly looks perky." Xander: "Yeah. Color in the cheeks, bounce in the step. I don't like it. It's not healthy." Buffy: "This guy could be anybody. He could be weird or crazy or old or...he could be a circus freak--he's probably a circus freak!" Xander: "Yeah, I mean we read about it all the time. You know, people meet on the net, they talk, they get together, have dinner, a show...horrible axe murder." Buffy: "Willow, axe murdered by a circus freak!" Buffy: "We are totally overreacting!" Xander: "But it's fun, isn't it?" Willow: "You're having an expression." Buffy: "He's boyfriendly?" Buffy: "Hi there, Dave. Anybody home?" Buffy: "Wow, I had knowledge!" Giles: "Those boys aren't sparklingly normal as it is." Giles: "Things involving the computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such, I'd be more in my element." Xander: "What, I can't have information sometimes?" Giles: "It's just somewhat unprecedented." Buffy: "My spider sense is tingling." Giles: "Your...spider sense?" Buffy: "Pop culture reference. Sorry." Buffy: "Breaking in. Then this is a plan." Xander: "I'm free tonight." Buffy: "Tonight it is." Giles: "A moment, please, of quiet reflection..." Miss Calendar: "You're here again? You kids really dig the library, don't you?" Buffy: "We're literary." Xander: "To read makes our speaking English good." Miss Calendar: "Well, I think you'll be very happy here, with your musty old books." Giles: "These musty old books have a great deal more to say than any of your fabulous web pages." Giles: "Well, it's been so nice talking to you." Miss Calendar: "We were fighting." Giles: "Must do it again sometime. Bye now." Buffy: "Tell me the truth. How's my hair?" Xander: "It's great. It's your best hair ever." Giles: "Does this look familiar to either of you?" Buffy: "Yeah, sure. It looks like a book." Xander: "I knew that one." Xander: "You released Moloch?" Buffy: "Way to go!" Buffy: "Okay, so a powerful demon with horns is walking around Sunnydale, and nobody's noticed?" Giles: "The scanner read the book and brought Moloch out as information to be absorbed." Buffy: "He's gone binary on us." Xander: "Okay, for those of us in our studio audience who are me, you guys are saying that Moloch is in this computer?" Buffy: "So much for 'delete file'." Xander: "He's in a computer! What can he do?" Buffy: "You mean besides convince a perfectly nice kid to try and kill me? I don't know. How 'bout mess up all the medical equipment in the world?" Giles: "Randomize traffic signals." Buffy: "Access launch codes for our nuclear missiles." Giles: "Destroy the world's economy." Buffy: "I think I pretty much capped it with that nuclear missile thing." Giles: "Right, yours was best." Xander: "Okay, he's a threat. I'm on board with that now." Miss Calendar: "Wrong and wrong, snobby." Giles: "What's in cyberspace at the moment is less than divine." Buffy: "Here's a tip: hurry!" Miss Calendar: "The first thing we have to do is form the Circle of Kayless, right?" Giles: "Form a circle? But there's only two of us. That's really more of a line." Giles: "Couldn't you just stop Moloch be entering some computer virus?" Miss Calendar: "You've seen way too many movies." Giles: "Hoping and betting, that's what we've got." Miss Calendar: "You want to throw in praying, be my guest." Xander: "Hey, I got to hit someone!" Willow: "Malcolm! Remember me, your girlfriend? I think it's time we break up. But maybe we can still be friends. Giles: "If it's to last, then the getting of knowledge should be tangible. It should be, um, smelly." Giles: "Well, I don't dangle a corkscrew from my ear." Miss Calendar: "That's not where I dangle it." Giles: "..." Willow: "Malcolm. Moloch. Whatever he's called. The one boy that's really liked me and he's a demon robot. What does that say about me?" Buffy: "Doesn't say anything about you." Willow: "I mean, I thought I was really falling..." Buffy: "Hey, did you forget? The one boy I've had the hots for since I moved here? Turned out to be a vampire." Xander: "Right, and the teacher I had a crush on? Giant preying mantis." Willow: "That's true." Xander: "That's life on the Hellmouth." Buffy: "Let's face it. None of us are ever gonna' have a happy, normal relationship." Xander: "We're doomed!" Willow: "Yeah!" (everyone laughs then everyone goes silent) |
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