Vamp: “I’m a rat. I’m a lab rat just like the others.”
Spike: “And they are? The government, a major cosmetics company?”
Spike: “The Slayer! I knew it!”
Spike: “I always worried what would happen when that bitch got some funding.”
Spike: “ I’ll take ‘er apart. I don’t care how brilliant she is.”
Buffy to Prof Walsh: “You know for someone who teaches human behaviour, you might try showing some.”
Spike: “Sorry can’t stay. Gotta go see a girl.”
Vamp: “Let me out!”
Spike: “Bit busy right now.”
Spike to Vamp: “New plan, we split up.” Throws Vamp to soldiers and escapes.
Harmony: “Spike? Spike is that really you?”
Spike: “It’s me baby. Your man is back.”
Harmony: “Bastard! You dumped me and staked me and hurt me and left me…”
Spike: “I know sugar but you’re forgetting one other thing I did. I missed you.”
Harmony: “ Just don’t ever do that to me again.”
Spike: “Ooh never my little foam latte. Your blondie bear is here to stay.”
Spike: “Forever and ever mon petite crème brulee.”
Harmony: “Ooh Italian.”
Spike: Ah yeah, and get used to it. Big daddy’s home. We’re going to go where you want, do what you want, kill whoever you want. Startin with the Slayer. And after that, it’s all you and me. My little mentholated pack of smokes.”
Willow to Riley: “ And remember if you hurt her I’ll beat you to death with a shovel.”
Spike: “Hello gorgeous.”
Buffy: “It’s a free campus. Who died and made you John Wayne?”
Willow: “Spike! What do you want? A spell? I can do that.”
Spike: “I’ll give you a choice. Now I’m gonna kill you no choice in that, but I can let you stay dead or bring you back.”
Willow: “I’ll scream.”
Spike: “Bonus.”
Spike: “I don’t understand. This sort of thing’s never happened to me before.”
Willow: “Maybe you were nervous.”
Spike: “ I felt alright when we started. Let’s try again.”
Tries to bite but can’t.
Spike: “Dammit!”
Willow: “Maybe you’re trying too hard. Doesn’t this happen to every vampire?”
Spike: “Not to me it doesn’t.”
Willow: “It’s me isn’t it?
Spike: “What are you talking about?”
Willow: “Well you came here for Buffy and you settled. You didn’t want to bite me I just happened to be around. I know I’m not the kind of girl vampires like to sink their teeth into. It’s always like ooh you’re like a sister to me or oh you’re such a good friend.”
Spike: “Don’t be ridiculous. I’d bite you in a heartbeat.”
Willow: “Really?”
Spike: “Thought about it.”
Willow: “When?”
Spike: “Remember last year? You had on that fuzzy pink number, with the lilac underneath.”
Willow: “ I never would’ve guessed, you played the blood lust kind of cool.”
Spike: “Mmm, I hate being obvious, all fangy and grrr. Takes the mystery out.”
Willow: “But if you could?”
Spike: “If I could.”
Willow: “You know this doesn’t make you any less terrifying.”
Spike: “Ohhhhh Don’t patronise me.”
Spike: “I’m only a hundred and twenty six.”
Willow: “You’re being too hard on yourself. Why don’t we wait a half hour and try again.”