[B6:4] Flooded
Willow: Ah ... Buffy, I-I know you're still getting back on your feet after...
Buffy: Lying flat on my back?
Willow: Well yeh ehhher, but there's some money stuff we're gonna have to talk to you about.

Anya: Um ... i-i-if you wanna pay every bill here, and every bill coming, and ... have enough to start a nice college fund for Dawn?  Start charging.
Buffy:  For what?
Anya: Slaying vampires!  Well, you're providing a valuable service to the whole community. I say cash in.

Xander: This is because I haven't told them yet about the engagement, isn't it?
Anya:  No. Maybe. Yes! It's painful and confusing! I mean, first you, you give me this beautiful ring and then I can't even wear it in public. I mean, do you know how depressing that is?
Xander: Anya, I promise, your waiting days are almost over. I, I know it's frustrating ... but the way I understand this marriage thing, it's kind of a forever deal.
Anya: Not if you never get started.  I mean, don't you want to get married?
Xander: Yes.
Anya: So then why won't you tell them?
Xander: Because ... I'm still getting used to the miracle of a steady paycheck. And getting out of my parents' house. And this ... this husband thing  it's a big step. Or a lot of little ones. And I love you so much I just want every step to be just right.
Anya:  Really?

Buffy: Are you in the wrong line?  That's for deposits, that's for withdrawals, and this one is for getting kicked in the face.

Willow: But no, they're like, "Oh, we're not gonna give you money unless you prove you don't need it." I mean, what kind of system is that?


Xander: Score one for Captain Logic.
Anya: No, no. Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat. I smell Captain Fear at the wheel!  God, I hate this. This tone in my voice? I dislike it more than you do, and I'm closer to it!

Giles: You're a very stupid girl.
Willow: What? Giles--
Giles: Do you have any idea what you've done? The forces you've harnessed, the lines you've crossed?
Willow: I thought you'd be impressed, or, or something.
Giles: Oh, don't worry, you've made a very deep impression. Of everyone here ... you were the one I trusted most to respect the forces of nature.
Willow: Are you saying you don't trust me?
Giles: Think what you've done to Buffy.
Willow: I brought her back.
Giles: At incredible risk.
Willow: Risk? Of what? Making her deader?
Giles: Of killing us all. Unleashing hell on Earth, I mean, shall I go on?
Willow: No! Giles, I did what I had to do. I did what nobody else could do.
Giles: Oh, there are others in this world who can do what you did. You just don't want to meet them.
Willow: No, probably not, but, well, they're the bad guys. I'm not a bad guy.  I brought Buffy back into this world, and maybe the word you should be looking for is 'congratulations'.
Giles: Having Buffy back in the world makes me feel indescribably wonderful, but I wouldn't congratulate you if you jumped off a cliff and happened to survive.
Willow: That's not what I did, Giles.
Giles: You were lucky.
Willow: I wasn't lucky. I was amazing. And how would you know? You weren't even there.
Giles: If I had been, I'd have bloody well stopped you. The magicks you channeled are more ferocious and primal than anything you can hope to understand, and you are lucky to be alive, you rank, arrogant amateur!

Buffy: Why are you always around when I'm miserable?
Spike: 'Cause that's when you're alone, I reckon. I'm not one for crowds myself these days.

Giles: Well, I know I'm back in America now I've been knocked unconscious.

Buffy: Who's calling me? Everybody I know lives here.
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