HOW TO CATCH A LION ?

-Please follow any one method which suits you!!!!!!!!!

Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is
equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion

Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due
to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run
faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven
that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell
that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method:
catch any animal and interrogate it to accept that its a Lion.
GOT FRUSTRATED: Now lets kill the lion...

Rajnikanth Method :( South Indian Film Actor)
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM
and kill it, while it's sleeping!

Manirathnam Method (Film Director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put
the lion in a dark room with a single candle
lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears. The
lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (Film Director):
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness
fall in love with each other. Send another lioness
into the forest, followed by another lion. First lion
loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the
2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now
send another lioness (third) into the forest. You don't understand right...
ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Govinda (Film Actor) method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul Dravid (cricketer) method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.You bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George bush method:
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him.

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