JOKES AGAIN
One Train which was going peacefully on the rail tracks suddenly
deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then
came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next
railway station the driver was caught: He was questioned.
He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was
not moving from there even after lots of honks etc.
The Authorities questioned : Are you mad! Just to save the life of
one person you put the lives of so many passengers in danger !You
should have run over that person.
The driver said: Exactly! That is what I also decided, but this
idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close!
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The little girl watched, fascinated, as her mom smoothed cold cream
on her face.
“Why do you do that?” asked the girl.
“To make myself beautiful,” said mom and began to remove the cream
with a tissue.
“What’s the matter?" asked the girl. “Giving up?”
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Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out
of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case
I've treated. The others all died.
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Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his
father didn't punish him ?
One Student : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.
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Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else.
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.
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