SMS Jokes


Judge 2 accused: "Why are you arrested?" Man:"For Shopping early for Diwali" judge" "Well thats not a crime... anyways how early were u shopping" Man:"Before the shop opened'"
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Shayari from Sardar " Jis Hospital ke hum doctor hai, Meri patni wahan ki nurse hai, kya ajeeb zulm sehna padta hai, apni biwi ko sister kehna padta hai!!
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Sardar received an invitation to a party which said "BROWN TIE ONLY". When he went to the party he was surprised to find that the others were wearing pants and shirts also!.
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A Sardarji learning english introduces his family at a party. "Hi i am a sardar. This is my Sardarni. He is my kid and she is my kidney."
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
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Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep."
"I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times."
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Husband: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you? Banta: Me too, after you leave.
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Is duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin, Suraj ko hi dekh lo! ata hai usha ke saath, jata hai sandhya ke saath, sota hai nisha ke saath, aur uttha hai kiran ke saath...
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Cop - Are you married ?
Sardar - Yes to a woman
Cop (angrily) - Of course! did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?
Sardar - My Sister Did
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Plumber (after doin job) - Rs 1,000 pls.
CA - What even i dont earn that much working as a CA
Plumber - U R right sir. I too never got that much when I was working as a CA
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Veeru: "Basanti in Kutto ke samne mat nachna". A sardar sitting with his dog in the theater: "Arrey nachegi kaise nahin, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai
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