Disclaimer: This story is purely a work of fiction. We do not own Ashley Angel, Gregory Smith, Sean Astin, Eminem, Dre, 50 cent, Kim Mathers, Hailie Jade Mathers, the Legloas Dog, and Wil Wheaton However we do own Brandy, Melissa, the Holiday Bear, Adam, Aurora, Chloe, Erin, Lil Marshall, Patrick, Jordan, Mia, Cheyenne, Ryan, Tyler, Trinity, Kylie, Sam, Alana, Corey, Kyle, Victoria, and Paige. Please read the Character Guide and all the previous stories otherwise this will make no sense whatsoever.

Okay, the current year is 2028. All events that take place in the story occurred sometime between 2019 and 2028.

So I’m sure you’re all dying to know what Hailie decided to do…am I right? Well, she did indeed have the abortion. Now you would think that everything would go back to normal right? Are you nuts? Have you read any of these other stories???? Hailie and Patrick started hanging out together which bothered Brandy but she didn’t say anything about it. Well…maybe she should have because one day Lil Marshall found Hailie and Patrick in a very compromising situation. Hailie was sent away to an institution to help her with her MANY issues. She returned only to have this occur again. In the meantime it was revealed that Patrick felt that he was in competition with his father for Brandy’s love and affection so he was sent to live with his grandmother Patty Duke. He stayed their for two months. After Hailie’s stay in a different institution she returned with her baby girl Alana…once again she had been impregnated by 50 cent. Patrick developed a close relationship with Hailie and the baby and when he was 15-years-old the pair ran off and got married. Recently Patrick returned home with Alana and his son Corey. Brandy paid off Hailie and now she and Patrick are divorced.

Moving on…at the tender age of 16 Chloe became pregnant with Marshall’s baby. The pair married and in 2023 Chloe gave birth to Brandy Paige. Just a year after that she had twin babies, Kyle and Victoria. Marshall works at his father’s record label while Chloe is attending community college in hopes of becoming an elementary school teacher. Chloe is very good with all of the children and usually watches after them. She and Marshall have their share of issues but are slowly working through them.

Melissa and Em finally got married. They are happy…most of the time. Em really doesn’t trust Melissa and she is often disgusted by this constant reference to lesbians and kinky sex. They too have issues that they are working on, but they love each other very much.

Recently the gang moved to California so Sean could be closer to his wack job mother and possibly gay brother. Brandy and Patty do not get along at all due to Patty’s constant criticism of her. Brandy figures Patty is going to kick it soon so she tries not to let it bother her.

Jordan and Erin became very close after an incident at Melissa’s wedding. Patrick sexually harassed Erin and Jordan took up for her. After this Jordan suddenly became very hyper-active and said he would never curse again. For a long time the only thing you would hear out of his mouth was “Oh barnacles!“ Recently the pair has begun dating.

Aurora continues to be an angsty monkey. She still has a strong hatred for all her siblings as well as Melissa’s children.

Recently it was revealed that Ashley was not the father of Cheyenne and Jordan. Turns out Brandy had an affair with Frankie Muniz and Elijah Wood. The two men lived with the gang for awhile, but then it just got too weird.

Wil continues to live with the gang and hump their dogs Legolas and Lil Schatzie. He basically scares everyone and is hoping for the chance to appear on the upcoming show Old School Celebrity Survivor.

Adam, Ryan, Tyler, Mia, Trinity, Sam, and Kylie basically continue to serve no purpose. Although now Adam is old enough to go to the gay bath house with Percy and Twitty so I guess that’s something.

Greg continues to cause drama. He and Chloe now have a strained relationship because of his criticism of her relationship with Eminem. As for Ashley…he constantly calls the gang claiming he left his pink stuffed unicorn at their house…which they deny even though he did. He and Greg finally admitted their love for each other and had a lovely commitment ceremony in Hawaii.

Wow…hope that helped!!!