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Scene…..Hagrid and Harry in the hut on the rock in the sea….

Hagrid: Harry, you’re a wizard.

Harry: WHAT???!!! I can’t be a wizard!!! I’m God-fearing boy!!! I go to church every Sunday. Witchcraft is evil!!!!

Hagrid: But Harry, witchcraft isn’t evil. Your mum was a witch and your dad was a wizard.

(Harry falls to the floor and begins to cross himself).