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"OMG!! The rapper Eminem is having sex with my wife!"


Ashley just got back from Greek Row


"OMG!! The rapper Eminem is having sex with my wife...again!!
What??? Lil Marshall isn't my son?!!"


"I'm going to kill Eminem!!!"


This picture was taken moments before Ashley was taken to the nut house.


"OMG!! Aurora is my daughter!!"


"Hmm.. The pink shirt, the pink shirt, or the pink shirt??"